Thursday, July 05, 2007

They Call Her Tinkerbell

I brought the bail money to the sheriff's office today, but apparently THIS little creature had already bailed Peter out.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that has to be THE gayest version of Tinkerbell I've EVER seen....

Jul 5, 2007, 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Bwaahahahaha! Were you looking for the mannish version of Tinkerbell, Dick? I don't think that exists.

Jul 5, 2007, 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Peter said...

Don't tell me you are jealous? You know she is an old friend.

Plus, I was trying to put my ivory soap under the matteress and my roommate kept saying, "Drop the soap! Drop the soap!" It was rather frightening!

I mean, I had only heard the stories from dad....

Jul 5, 2007, 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Haaha! "Drop the soap!" (I hope you're using Ivory.)

Peter, I just can't tolerate these other women in your life. First Wendy and your mom "what's-er-name," and now pretty little Tinkerbell. There's almost no room for ME. Waaaaa!

Sniff! Poop! (I've been hanging 'round Tinkerbell too much ...)

Jul 5, 2007, 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I think she is after your man, Zed!

Jul 5, 2007, 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter said...

There is no better soap than Ivory. Tinkerbell swears by it.

I won't tell you what happened the three times I did drop the soap.

But Zed, I just can't have you talking bad about Mom. It's already breaks my heart to hear it from Dad.

Jul 5, 2007, 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Lynda, don't I know it. The little wench!

Peter, all I know about your mom, I learned from Dick, and he hasn't exactly spoken highly of her. The only thing I know for a fact is that that beehive hairdo is so out of date! Is she growing things in there?

Jul 5, 2007, 1:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter said...

You're confused, Sugarplum. The beehive wasn't Mom. That was Dad's 5th wife. She died in a terrible boating "accident". She deserved it, though.

It was such a crock when the police came to "investigate" Dad. They were so cruel. They just didn't cut him any slack.

Don't tell him I told you this, though.

Jul 5, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, THIS has certainly become QUITE disturbing....

Jul 5, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

YOU'RE disturbed, Dick?? My head is spinning. The woman I thought was Peter's mother was, per your blog, your ex cruel governess ... but below Peter calls her your 5th wife. And now it sounds as if Peter might actually have "offed" his mother.

Did you take the fall for your 5th wife's so-called boating accident, Dick, when we now know it was Peter who did her in? That was so sweet!

BTW, did Peter "off" anyone else I should know about? And should I be rather careful in his presence, Dick?

Jul 5, 2007, 8:42:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

There is definitely a "thang" between Peter and Tink... everyone knows!

I'm sorry, I know you've been gone a while... but I thought it was common knowledge

There's also a little sumpin' sumpin' between Peter and Dick...

Dick just won't admit it

Jul 5, 2007, 10:08:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Doctor Mom, I think I missed out on a lot in my absence. But today was particularly revealing.

Turns out Dick took the rap for Peter when Dick's wife #5 died in that (ahem) "boating" accident--and then Dick did time in the Big House while Peter was carousing with Tink.

And wait until you see in my next post who Peter's tinkering (hehe) with now.

Shocking really. All of it.

Jul 5, 2007, 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow Doctor, that's just plain sick. Even for you. Well, not really, I guess...

Jul 6, 2007, 4:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Peter said...

Dad always gets them confused, since his cruel governess's daughter, aka Dad's 5th wife, and his cruel governess look so much alike.

I didn't want to "embarass" him by pointing it out on his blog.

Jul 6, 2007, 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter said...

Imagine his surprise when he found that out after the wedding.

Jul 6, 2007, 12:28:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

That was nice of you to keep quiet, Peter. Really. You have such a good heart!

The Small family is generally confused, isn't it? What hope would there be for our kids? I'm thinking: NONE.

Still ... hugs!

Jul 6, 2007, 4:33:00 PM  

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