My New Boyfriend
It's official. I'm dating Dick Small's son Peter.
I'm not fond of the green outfits he wears but he's sworn he will switch to blue, brown, black and red for the sake of our love.
How could I refuse? He's so dreamy!
I'm not fond of the green outfits he wears but he's sworn he will switch to blue, brown, black and red for the sake of our love.How could I refuse? He's so dreamy!
posted by Zed on Monday, July 02, 2007
29 Comments:
bwhahahahahahah
OH GOD!
HEY Zed! Welcome to the family! You're a most welcome addition inDEED! I couldn't be happier.
I so hope it works out Dick. He's a gorgeous and kind man. And light on his feet.
if there's going to be a wedding, i insist on coming. and my husband. we'll PAY to see THIS ONE, babe. what do you think, will $100/head cover it? haha
Yes, light and airy.
Peter has to get a new do. Are the shoes Jimmy Choo?
And... is he wearing knee pads?
Cheer34, good observation! He does own some Jimmy Choos, but definitely loves shoe designer Manolo Blahnik the most. I hope Dick is still supporting him, those are pricy items.
As for him having to wear kneepads, surely you can figure out why. Ahem. But that was his former lifestyle, and he has promised me he's turning his life around. Here's hoping for the sake of this union.
Ha!!
I've seen this guy before! He dresses up in a multitude of different costumes, I really dig the page-boy haircut, perfect for the Peter Pan costume.
This is Dick Small's son Peter, Doctor Mom, and you're right, he has quite a presence both on the Internet and on TV. For a while he was doing rounds on the late-night talk shows.
I'm so proud of him. But I may dump him next week. We'll see. Depends on whether he cooks, shares the $$$, and dresses better. Not that I'm shallow or anything.
I'm shallow. I admit it.
Yes, I'm afraid to say you are, Dick. But we all love you in spite of your shallowness. (Just kidding!!)
Peter says you're the best father ever. Can we borrow 20 grand to go toward the wedding? (Not kidding!!!)
Congrats Zed!
Can I come to the wedding too?
Of course MixedNut! It'll be held in that restaurant you mentioned near Teterboro Airport, the one you and Teri had a date at.
Please don't bring a gift--bring cash, and lots of it. You can never give or GET enough cash ...
Zed it's the bride's parents who pay for the wedding. I thought you knew that.
... which works out well for me because I don't think Dixie's EVER gonna snag a man. I mean, just look at her..
Zed - You have made me so happy. Well, until I read that you may be dumping me next week.
Did you forget I was cooking you dinner tonight?
Didn't you like the link for the black and blue outfit I wore? Under my recent photos?
Or pink? All for you, my love!
I do like the picture you picked. I accentuates all my features.
I know, Dick, I know. But my father is dead and my mother's going on 89. You want her to pay for the wedding???!!
Okay, if you can't afford the $20,000, can we have $15,000--and Peter and I will come up with the other 5 grand. I'm short on cash right now, and all the rest of my money is invested.
I think I should get cash gifts too. Just saying.... (Jens on vacation so I can steal her line)
Peter, I finally got back to your blog to see your new black and blue outfit.
It's adorable, and you look so handsome in it, but I must say I'm seething with jealousy seeing you in photographs with other women--especially that broad in the matching green tights.
I hope you've dumped her now that I'm in the picture!
Mel, I'll give you a 10% cut of all cash gifts. Talk it up! :)
Um, maybe we should all go and leave you two ALONE.. ...
Thanks Dick. We're about to start dinner. See you tomorrow!
Meorrrrw!
Meorrrrw indeed! :)
Oh, Zed. Say it isn't so.
So far, it's so, Lynda. He's quite cute.
But check out Peter's dinner menu last night (about to be posted--give me 5 minutes).
It raises many questions.
Just don't expect him to act, "all grown up"
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