Monday, July 02, 2007

My New Boyfriend

It's official. I'm dating Dick Small's son Peter.

I'm not fond of the green outfits he wears but he's sworn he will switch to blue, brown, black and red for the sake of our love.

How could I refuse? He's so dreamy!

29 Comments:

Blogger Teri said...

bwhahahahahahah

OH GOD!

Jul 2, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

HEY Zed! Welcome to the family! You're a most welcome addition inDEED! I couldn't be happier.

Jul 2, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I so hope it works out Dick. He's a gorgeous and kind man. And light on his feet.

Jul 2, 2007, 2:26:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

if there's going to be a wedding, i insist on coming. and my husband. we'll PAY to see THIS ONE, babe. what do you think, will $100/head cover it? haha

Jul 2, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Yes, light and airy.

Jul 2, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  
Blogger cheer34 said...

Peter has to get a new do. Are the shoes Jimmy Choo?

Jul 2, 2007, 2:41:00 PM  
Blogger cheer34 said...

And... is he wearing knee pads?

Jul 2, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Cheer34, good observation! He does own some Jimmy Choos, but definitely loves shoe designer Manolo Blahnik the most. I hope Dick is still supporting him, those are pricy items.

As for him having to wear kneepads, surely you can figure out why. Ahem. But that was his former lifestyle, and he has promised me he's turning his life around. Here's hoping for the sake of this union.

Jul 2, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

Ha!!
I've seen this guy before! He dresses up in a multitude of different costumes, I really dig the page-boy haircut, perfect for the Peter Pan costume.

Jul 2, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

This is Dick Small's son Peter, Doctor Mom, and you're right, he has quite a presence both on the Internet and on TV. For a while he was doing rounds on the late-night talk shows.

I'm so proud of him. But I may dump him next week. We'll see. Depends on whether he cooks, shares the $$$, and dresses better. Not that I'm shallow or anything.

Jul 2, 2007, 4:09:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I'm shallow. I admit it.

Jul 2, 2007, 4:34:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Yes, I'm afraid to say you are, Dick. But we all love you in spite of your shallowness. (Just kidding!!)

Peter says you're the best father ever. Can we borrow 20 grand to go toward the wedding? (Not kidding!!!)

Jul 2, 2007, 4:48:00 PM  
Blogger mixednut said...

Congrats Zed!
Can I come to the wedding too?

Jul 2, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Of course MixedNut! It'll be held in that restaurant you mentioned near Teterboro Airport, the one you and Teri had a date at.

Please don't bring a gift--bring cash, and lots of it. You can never give or GET enough cash ...

Jul 2, 2007, 5:13:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Zed it's the bride's parents who pay for the wedding. I thought you knew that.

Jul 2, 2007, 5:19:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

... which works out well for me because I don't think Dixie's EVER gonna snag a man. I mean, just look at her..

Jul 2, 2007, 5:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter said...

Zed - You have made me so happy. Well, until I read that you may be dumping me next week.

Did you forget I was cooking you dinner tonight?

Jul 2, 2007, 5:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter said...

Didn't you like the link for the black and blue outfit I wore? Under my recent photos?

Or pink? All for you, my love!

I do like the picture you picked. I accentuates all my features.

Jul 2, 2007, 5:50:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I know, Dick, I know. But my father is dead and my mother's going on 89. You want her to pay for the wedding???!!

Okay, if you can't afford the $20,000, can we have $15,000--and Peter and I will come up with the other 5 grand. I'm short on cash right now, and all the rest of my money is invested.

Jul 2, 2007, 5:53:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I think I should get cash gifts too. Just saying.... (Jens on vacation so I can steal her line)

Jul 2, 2007, 5:57:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Peter, I finally got back to your blog to see your new black and blue outfit.

It's adorable, and you look so handsome in it, but I must say I'm seething with jealousy seeing you in photographs with other women--especially that broad in the matching green tights.

I hope you've dumped her now that I'm in the picture!

Jul 2, 2007, 6:00:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Mel, I'll give you a 10% cut of all cash gifts. Talk it up! :)

Jul 2, 2007, 6:01:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Um, maybe we should all go and leave you two ALONE.. ...

Jul 2, 2007, 6:39:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Thanks Dick. We're about to start dinner. See you tomorrow!

Jul 2, 2007, 6:58:00 PM  
Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Meorrrrw!

Jul 2, 2007, 7:04:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Meorrrrw indeed! :)

Jul 2, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, Zed. Say it isn't so.

Jul 3, 2007, 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

So far, it's so, Lynda. He's quite cute.

But check out Peter's dinner menu last night (about to be posted--give me 5 minutes).

It raises many questions.

Jul 3, 2007, 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...

Just don't expect him to act, "all grown up"

Jul 3, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

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