A Peter Dinner
Last night Peter made a romantic dinner for just the two of us. The menu?
Appetizer: Lucky Charms
Beverages: Hershey's Chocolate Milk; Grape Kool-Aid
Salad: SNICKERS Salad
Main Course: S'Mores and Chocolate Cake, with french fries on the side
Dessert: Caramel popcorn and Girl Scout's Chocolate Mint Cookies
Peter says this is how he eats all the time. "What's the problem?" he asked. "None, darling," I responded.
Appetizer: Lucky Charms
Beverages: Hershey's Chocolate Milk; Grape Kool-Aid
Salad: SNICKERS Salad
Main Course: S'Mores and Chocolate Cake, with french fries on the side
Dessert: Caramel popcorn and Girl Scout's Chocolate Mint Cookies
Peter says this is how he eats all the time. "What's the problem?" he asked. "None, darling," I responded.
posted by Zed on Tuesday, July 03, 2007
14 Comments:
Oh, and at the end, instead of coffee or cappucchino, he served milk and cookies. I'll be in a diabetic coma by the end of the week if this keeps up. (And I'm not even a diabetic.)
i don't see Fluff on that list. if he doesn't like Marshmallow Fluff, dump him.
Did you roast the smores over candlelight? I'll bet you did, that pan is a charmer.
We did, Sushiboy.
It just was a problem when one of the curtains near the dining room table went on fire. Peter ran out of the apartment screeching, leaving me to put the fire out all by myself.
He's very sensitive.
Peter sounds like too much of a health nut to me.
I really have a good feeling about this..
I'm surprised he's not 500 pounds by now. does he work out?
Chris, he IS a health nut, if you don't mind taking in 3.6 million carbs per day.
Dick, we already have some problems. This may not work. He flew in my living room last night. FLEW! So of course Frankie & Johnny thought he was a large bird and attacked him viciously. They plucked the red feather out of his cap, and that just about put him over the edge. I don't know where this is going, but ... hey, did you put the $15,000 in the mail?
Teri, he doesn't work out--if you examine his photos, you'll see he's rather muscle-less. Shame. Muscles are a GOOD thing. Like the muscles on the bartender in Dick Small's blog. Quite nice.
My Tinkerbell, I am so glad you enjoyed the dinner. SNICKERS salad is an old Small family recipe. You forgot to mention the Marshmallow Fluff dressing, though.
Thanks for rubbing me down with Neosporin and letting me leave my toothbrush at your place.
Teri, if you only knew how much of a workout flying is!
I love when you call me Tinkerbell, Peter. It makes me feel so special.
Your Snickers Salad was really really different, and the Marshmallow Fluff dressing made it truly unique. Sometimes putting lettuce into a salad is good too.
If you see your father tonight, ask him if he has sent the $15,000 check. If not, have him make a direct deposit into my bank account ... I can be trusted. Sort of.
Did he at least leave his shadow to help?
(when he ran out of the room screamin g)
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