Second-Story Ron
Peter brought his new friend Second-Story Ron to dinner tonight.
In my opinion, Second-Story Ron is a phony. He's sporting a fake mustache and beard for one, and everyone knows a prisoner's stripes are MUCH wider than what he's got on. HE thought the cats and I would be impressed. Yeah, as if Frankie and Johnnie CARE that he's wearing his prison uniform to dinner ...
As for Peter and I, well, I just can't keep enough sugar in the house to keep him happy it seems. He said he had to leave to go get a sugar high and to reminisce with Second-Story Ron on their overnight jail stay together. Whatever THAT means.
Besides, Dick Small never did send me the $25,000 he promised to send toward the wedding. How can a girl get married on less that $25,000 these days?
Not lookin' good, but things still might turn around. I'm just an optimist at heart, I guess.
In my opinion, Second-Story Ron is a phony. He's sporting a fake mustache and beard for one, and everyone knows a prisoner's stripes are MUCH wider than what he's got on. HE thought the cats and I would be impressed. Yeah, as if Frankie and Johnnie CARE that he's wearing his prison uniform to dinner ...
As for Peter and I, well, I just can't keep enough sugar in the house to keep him happy it seems. He said he had to leave to go get a sugar high and to reminisce with Second-Story Ron on their overnight jail stay together. Whatever THAT means.
Besides, Dick Small never did send me the $25,000 he promised to send toward the wedding. How can a girl get married on less that $25,000 these days?
Not lookin' good, but things still might turn around. I'm just an optimist at heart, I guess.
posted by Zed on Thursday, July 05, 2007
7 Comments:
i'm not sure Peter's totally shall we say "together," but his friend Ron is so cute. i'll pay you for an introduction.
Jane, you're married. Knock it off, or I'm telling your husband. :)
Didn't you notice the FAKE beard and mustache on Second-Story Ron?? He's such a loser.
Hmmm, I wonder if Dick Small knows this guy from prison.
Boy, Zed. Between convict buddies, jealous pixies, a sugar addiction, and a tightwad future father-in-law, I'd say you've got your work cut out for you. Good luck with all that!
Thanks Chris! Want some sugar? I've got tons of it now.
Don't expect the money from Dad.
It's really too bad you didn't want to play Drop the Soap with us, Zed. We had more of your favorite - Snickers salad!
Wow, Zed. I am not so sure Peter is the guy for you.
He sure hugs a lot of girls on his website. Does he make you wear the wings they have on?
He does! And it's so embarrassing to walk past the doorman that way.
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