Monday, February 05, 2007

To My Spanish-Speaking Spammer

Spanish language recalled rom Mrs. De Leon's 10th-grade Spanish class, many moons ago:

Buenos tardes! Bienvenido a me blog! Como esta usted?

Elvis Presley is muerto. Elvis es muy muy muy muerto por muchos anos. Es verdad. No comprendo, usted no leer lo periódico cada dia?

Donde esta el bano?
Donde esta el museo? Felíz año nuevo! Feliz cumpleaños! Adios! Muchas gracias, mon amigo!

Te amo mucho.

*A reply to my Elvis spammer in the previous post. I might have mixed in a bit of French--me perdona! It's a sad day when a blogger attempts to make friends with her spammers.


Anonymous jane said...

usted es loco. lol

Feb 5, 2007, 1:40:00 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

un poco loco. No?

Feb 5, 2007, 3:15:00 AM  
Anonymous teri said...

mi case es su casa!

Feb 5, 2007, 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

donde esta las plantains? y la flan?

Feb 5, 2007, 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...

yo es mucho confused.

Feb 5, 2007, 1:13:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Me tambien, sushiboy!

Feb 5, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...


Feb 5, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

como esta?

Feb 5, 2007, 3:43:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

hahaha! Jen and Teri, mas amigas!

Estoy bien. Pero yo soy cansado. Es lundi, la primera dia de la semana!

Feb 5, 2007, 4:13:00 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

okay, sis, you lost me and the translator at is not picking up on our broken spanish.

what did you say?

Feb 5, 2007, 6:27:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Hola, mi nombre es Gordon. Estoy muy contento al Spam tú. Mi Spam es el mejor Spam.

Feb 5, 2007, 6:46:00 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Oye, chica! Que tal?

Feb 5, 2007, 7:35:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Teri, Jen said hi and you asked: "como esta?"

I responded: "Jen and Teri, my friends, I am well (fine). But I am tired. It is Monday, the first day of the week!"

I'm thinking that's written in broken Spanish.

Feb 5, 2007, 9:02:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Sans, avez-vous essaye Clamato Spam?
Es muy bueno!

(Sorry, that first sentence was French.)

Feb 5, 2007, 9:06:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Happy New Year? It's February. The year is old now. LOL!!

Feb 5, 2007, 9:09:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Shell, es un dia de espanol en la Mundo de Zed. Yo no hablo Espanol...pero dos a ocho parablas.

"Oye chica. Que tal?" ... love it! combien de tiempos have I heard THAT phrase... lol Love it!

Feb 5, 2007, 9:13:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Lynda, when you're desperate to say something "en Espanol", you grasp at straws.

Feb 5, 2007, 9:13:00 PM  

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