Friday, December 08, 2006

Three More Christmas No-No's

Another thing I definitely don't want for Christmas ... one of this woman's albums, tickets to her Vegas show, a copy of her memoirs, or a tape of any kind containing her funny-face making:

Celine Dion

I also DO NOT want anything related to these people:

It would be cruel and unusual punishment to remind me of Abba's existence. I wish them well, really I do. But I must say fare thee well Frida, Benny, Agnetha, and Bjorn. There was a time and place for you, but it is over. Go away please. Take up cross-country skiing perhaps? Swedish cooking?

And the final present I will mention today that I DO NOT WANT this Christmas is this silver-plated belly-button brush. Only a solid-gold belly-button brush will do. Because I'm worth it.

The real questions for today are:

1. WHAT DO YOU NOT WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 2006?
2. Do you think Sean Carter will show up again on my blog to spam me?

16 Comments:

Anonymous mixednut said...

Damn.
And I had a video clip of Celine using a silver bellybutton brush that was signed by ABBA that I was saving for you.
Just when you think you've got the perfect gift...

Dec 8, 2006, 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You don't like ABBA?

That's it. We're broken up LOL

Dec 8, 2006, 6:10:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Frida and Agnetha are going to be heartbroken to hear this. Benny and Bjorn won't give a shit because they are heartless bastards.

Dec 8, 2006, 9:02:00 AM  
Blogger Tanya Espanya said...

Poor poor Celine. I'm sure she's nice or whatever, but I also get upset when I see her face. I did my part for Canada and married a dude from Quebec and he's the best thing to come out of that nation...and he has no love for the poor horsey faced gal, thank god. How do you feel about a photograph of Celine's husband, René Angelil? Eh?! I'll add that here . Consider it a gift, because I'm all about sharing the love.

As for Abba, I'm a small young child of the 70s, so I still feel the love for them, I'm sorry. :(

Dec 8, 2006, 9:18:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Mixednut, it's the thought that counts anyway. Maybe you can use the bellybutton brush yourself. It's all the rage I hear. Thanks though... Hugs!!

Mr. Fab, please don't leave me. NO! NO! NO! I can learn to like them again. I can!

Chris, I don't wish to cause anyone pain, but ABBA and I are through. It's all Bjorn's fault. He's been creeping me out for years. I hope Frida and Agnetha will get over my departure.

Tanya, with all her money you'd think Celine would start on a round of 20 or so facial procedures to get that mug in working order. But no. Torture us a little more, Celine! :) I like Rene Angelil, so thanks for the photo! Too bad he had to be lobotomized to marry Celine. Just a shell of a man now...

Dec 8, 2006, 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I miss Sean Carter.

Dec 8, 2006, 1:43:00 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

I do not want that clap on clap off thing. You know the thing that makes lamps go off & on & hands very sore.
I do not want a chia pet of any sort.

Dec 8, 2006, 2:41:00 PM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...

Any ABBA related junk you got for Zed will gladly be recieved by SushiBoy.

Dec 8, 2006, 4:47:00 PM  
Anonymous mixednut said...

I definitely can say that I don't want to be poked with a pointy stick for x-mas.

Dec 8, 2006, 7:11:00 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

I miss sean carter, too. Do you think he's related to Aaron and Nick carter??? That would be swell.

But, I didn't cehck out his blog, because I don't know what "cehck" is....

I don't want anything to do with Happy Feet for Christmas.

Dec 8, 2006, 9:48:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Amy, I also am unsure of the meaning of "cehck." But thinking about it just stirs up deep feelings of sadness and regret regarding Sean when I realize he has not returned with his spam.

Sean, why have you left me??? Why? Why? ...

Dec 9, 2006, 11:13:00 AM  
Blogger Teena said...

Damn! I keep buying you the wrong things! Now I have to return your gifts yet again!!!!

Dec 9, 2006, 12:00:00 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

What!? You don't like Celine Dion? I'm hurt. Now I will have to return your gift. LOL

What the F*** is a belly button brush? Do people need these?!

Dec 9, 2006, 12:55:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Shelli, I don't know why people use belly button brushes--do they really catch THAT MUCH STUFF in their belly buttons? yeck!

Dec 9, 2006, 8:48:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Teena, you can never go wrong with kittens or flowers. :)

Dec 9, 2006, 8:49:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

I could give you the Easy Bake Meth Oven that I didn't want!

Remember to stop by Cul-de-Sac for the Awards Ceremony this week!

If you aren't a Cul-de-Sac regular, make sure you leave a comment and let us know Zed sent you so she'll get credit!

Dec 12, 2006, 4:34:00 PM  

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