Saturday, December 09, 2006

It's Country, Y'all

15 Country Song Titles

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

8 Comments:

Blogger Teri said...

I've never heard any of these tunes but they sound interesting and very colorful.

could you sing a few verses of the number one tune?

Dec 9, 2006, 6:44:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

There, I sang #8, I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. How'd I do?

Dec 9, 2006, 8:19:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

i like #7. catchy. too late to do my hubby in now though. i don't want to die of old age in prison.

lucky him. lol

Dec 9, 2006, 8:47:00 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

My favorite one was number five! That cracked me up.

Dec 9, 2006, 9:07:00 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I like #8.

Dec 9, 2006, 9:40:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

These are brilliant Zed!
I feel a song coming on...

Dec 9, 2006, 11:28:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

you sang that beautifully!

It was such a sad song...*sniff*

Dec 10, 2006, 9:35:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Can you burn a CD of these for me please LOL

Dec 11, 2006, 5:11:00 PM  

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