Gifting Mistakes for 2006
I don't want you to make any gifting mistakes this year. So if you decide to make me a homemade present between now and the end of 2006, please note that I definitely don't want the following.
1. I don't want this Painted Butterfly Clothespin. It's lovely, but ...
2. I don't want this Toilet Paper Plant Poke. No. No, I don't.
3. And I don't want this "Sunny" Necklace. Not this year, thanks.
... just so you know. An informed gifter is an appreciated gifter.
Brought to you by Zed's Wild Weekly Stupid Craft Rants and Raves.
1. I don't want this Painted Butterfly Clothespin. It's lovely, but ...
2. I don't want this Toilet Paper Plant Poke. No. No, I don't.
3. And I don't want this "Sunny" Necklace. Not this year, thanks.
... just so you know. An informed gifter is an appreciated gifter.
Brought to you by Zed's Wild Weekly Stupid Craft Rants and Raves.
posted by Zed on Tuesday, August 15, 2006
7 Comments:
Zed, I'd like the Toilet Paper Plant Poke for my birthday if you don't mind. Paint it red. That'll be fine.
If the gifter would change the "chain" for the Sunny Necklace to 24-caret gold with a few diamonds set in place, I might reconsider.
I was almost done hand crafting a
Painted Butterfly Clothespin for you
now my feelings have been hurt.
I have nothing else to say right now
I need some time alone.
If these beautiful works of art came from the hands of my kids, I would hang them on the fridge for 1 week and then they would find a home in a box....or cylinder...shredder...fireplace
Oh. Sorry Jen.
You know, I bet there are just thousands upon thousands of places in my home that I can use it. Like on Frankie's tail. Or ... Ahem.
I can't think of anything else. But it's the thought that counts. Really it is.
So how about plastic canvas 'kissy faces'? Are those okay? Or for that matter anything made out of plastic canvas. I'm a big fan of that you know. I have just the tissue box cover envisioned for you... or wait something out of shrinky dink paper. I have mad arts and crap skillz. You don't know. :)
No Joanne, no! Really, save your crafts for needier people. :)
However, money would be fine. Or money IN one of the crafts--for example the "kissy faces." You know, to help me buy the Lexus SC I have my eye on ...
Hey, I meant to tell you I liked all the "hair" pictures on your blog. Great cut and color.
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