May the Insults Begin!
Tonight, as I was feeding my boy cat Johnny a turkey snack, I said to Mom: "He'll eat just about anything. He's like a little garbage can."
And she said, "I wonder who he took after." ????
May the insults begin. Grrr. Where's my frappuccino and Valium?
And she said, "I wonder who he took after." ????
May the insults begin. Grrr. Where's my frappuccino and Valium?
8 Comments:
Hey Zed,
I replied to your comments on your Windows Live Space (http://theworldaccordingtozed.spaces.live.com. Take care--
--Rob (http://blog.robdolin.com
Isn't it great how Mothers can make insults in such a unique way. Then they will go well that isn't how I meant that.
Heres another grrrr for you.
Zed,
I've always wondered how a pet can take after it's owner in situations like this?
don't worry, we know that you are fabulous no matter what insults are thrown at you.
I can lend you my mom, she makes no insults whatsoever.
Rob,
Thanks, I commented over at
http://theworldaccordingtozed.spaces.live.com
Go take a look when you have a chance.
Best,
Zed
Mollie, they just have a way with words. :) Grrrr.
And thanks for sending the spare grrr. I needed it.
As long as you guys know I'm fabulous, I'm good.
Funny thing is, she knows it too but she always has to get her shots in. It's what she does.
Thank you for the offer of your mother, but Mom's here only one day and I'm already overwhelmed. Maybe another time? :)
I think that is just a mom thing. My mom gets those barbs in.
My husband and I always make jokes about how our pets are like us. I tell him that Nikki, our dog, takes after him. My husband likes to dress all in black, and Nikki is a black dog.
They also have that farting problem...don't tell my husband I told you!
Lynda, that is sooooo funny!!! Men do that--what is it, they're mothers don't teach them otherwise?? It's a good thing they have endearing qualities in other areas. :)
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