Friday, October 06, 2006

Third Round of Zed's Seinfeld Quiz

THIS IS THE LAST ROUND OF QUESTIONS. There are 20 questions in all. (I was going to post this tomorrow, but I have no patience whatsoever.)

The winner of Zed's Seinfeld Quiz will be announced on Sunday. Good luck to you all!

1. George is about to move into a new apartment, but finds out that the tenant association has decided to give the apartment to another person, someone who has survived what catastrophe?
2. Kramer changes the format of his living room "show" to an animal show. Who is his guest with a hawk?
3. What kind of shampoo does Jerry use?
4. What is the motto of H & H Bagels, and how long was Kramer on strike?
5. What theory on life did George start when he states "I'm George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents" while meeting an attractive woman?
6. What vague yet catchy phrase did George's girlfriend Marcy use to gloss over pertinent details of a story?
7. Jerry, Elaine and George do volunteer work with the elderly. Jerry and George get old men, and Elaine gets a woman with a huge goiter. With whom does Elaine's "patient" have stories of having a torrid love affair?
8. When George is a kid, other kids say a taunt to him about his mother. What is the taunt?
9. What does Elaine get stuck/jammed in Kramer's meat slicer?
10. What's different about the peephole Kramer installs in his apartment?
11. Jerry and his girlfriend tell the drycleaners that they are married so they get the married-couple discount. Uncle Leo spots them in the drycleaner and tells Jerry's parents that Jerry is married. Who plays Jerry's "wife"?
12. In Newman's apartment, what kind of lamp is directly behind the couch on the table?
13. What item did Elaine select to use on the cover of her first J Peterman Catalog?
14. Aaron (Judge Reinhold) was a boyfriend of Elaine's that took an extreme interest in Morty and Helen, Jerry's parents. What was Aaron's highly noticable communication trait?
15. What follicle-challenged celebrity does George have a poster of in his bathroom?
16. What could be used as a truth serum for Elaine? I'm looking for a specific type of product.
17. What is Jerry's alter ego name? (NOT his bizarro name--his alter ego name.)
18. What conversational trait did Jerry's girlfriend Lisa exhibit? She was a _______ (one of those little buzz phrazes)...
19. In the final episode, what TV show did Morty Seinfeld claim to be the only one he watched?
20. What is the real name of the Soup Nazi?

Round 1 answers and scores can be found several posts down. Round 2 answers and score will be posted Saturday.


Blogger Jen said...

1.adrea doria
2.Jim fowler
4.12 years
motto???? arrggg
5.say the opposite
6.yadda yadda yadda
7.Ghandi uglier than Hazel
11.courtney cox cream cone
13.urband sombraro
14.close talker
15.dennis franz
16.peppermint schnapps
17.kel varnsen
18.lip reader
20.Yev Kasem

I didn't win

Oct 6, 2006, 10:47:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

You never know... we'll see.

Oct 6, 2006, 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

1. the sinking of the andrea doria
2. jack hanna
3. prell
4. 12 years/i don't know the second half
5. saying the opposite of what is true
6. yada, yada
7. gandhi
8. your mother is uglier than hazel
9. the heel of her shoe
10. he put it or had it put in backwards so the side through which you can see is on the outside instead of the inside
11. courtney cox
12. leopard skin
13. no idea--?
14. he's a close talker
15. no idea--?
16. no idea--? Champagne?
17. Varsten
18. no idea--?
19. no idea--?
20. Yev Kasem or something like that. I'm not sure of the spelling.

some of these were impossible. boo zed. boo! lol

Oct 7, 2006, 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous mixednut said...

1.andrea doria
2.jim fowler
4.3 yrs?
5.the opposite of George
6.yada, yada, yada
7.Tom Jones?
9.Her shoe
10.reversed hilton(ya, I know, I know)
13.urban poncho
14.Close talker
15.Tellly Sevalas
16.alcohol, not sure which

That was fun!!!

Oct 7, 2006, 1:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Zed said...

I received Mr. Fab's answers by email but won't post them until tomorrow or very late tonight.

It's a close race!

Oct 7, 2006, 10:05:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

1. The sinking of the Andrea Doria.
2. Jim Fowler
3. Prell (100 proof, rips your roots right out!)
4. I want to say "We will make no bagels before 8 AM"(?) I'll guess and say ten years.
5. Do the opposite of everything he thinks he should do.
6. yadda yadda yadda
7. Mohandas Gandhi
8. Your mother is uglier than Hazel (Shirley Booth) or Hazel really puts your mother to shame.
9. Her shoe heel
10. It's reversed
11. Courteney Cox (I believe her name was Merrill)
12. This is a total guess, but is it an airplane lamp?
13. Urban Sombrero
14. Close talker
15. Dennis Franz
16. Peppermint Schnapps
17. Kel (might be spelled Kjell) Varnsen
18. sentence finisher (guess)
19. Xena, Warrior Princess
20. Yev Kasem

Well done. This one was tough. I need to get a life!

Oct 7, 2006, 2:04:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Great Job Jen... don't question yourself... just be !!!!

Jane and Secret Agent Mixed Nut have doubts too...

Have confidence team!

Chris, I don't know you, but you look like a kid from my second grade named Mark Anderson... I kissed him behind the bench in the ballfield at recess. It seems you have as much confidence as he did and FAR too much time on your hands if you know all of this stuff!

Oct 7, 2006, 6:47:00 PM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...

K. I know about one of these
1. ... uh... Hurricane Andrew?
2. The Soup Nazi?
3. Head and shoulders
4. "I don't know jack on this quiz and I refuse to look up anything"
5. Embracing his mediocrity, or something to that effect.
6. Thats the only one I know. (5) I'm going to embrace my mediocrity and stop here :)

Oct 7, 2006, 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Here are Mr. Fab's answers, emailed to me:

1. The Andrea Doria ship disaster
2. Jim Fowler
3. Prell
4. A Bagel For Everybody (Every Body)? 12 years I think
5. The Theory of Doing the Opposite
6. Yada Yada Yada
7. Ghandi
8. That she is uglier than Hazel
9. Her shoe
10. He puts it in reverse
11. Courtney Cox
12. Phht. Lava lamp?
13. The Urban Sombrero
14. He was a close talker
15. Dennis Franz
16. Peppermint Schnapps
17. Kel Varson (Varnsen?)
18. Sentence finisher?
19. Matlock?
20. Yev Cassem (sp)

Oct 8, 2006, 12:10:00 AM  

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