Thursday, October 05, 2006

You Wanted a Quiz about Seinfeld?

Can you win the Zed's Seinfeld Quiz? Not only will Jen and Mr. Fab battle it out online, but anyone else who wants to participate may enter this contest.

You may not GOOGLE THE ANSWERS or in any other way search out the answers on the internet or in trivia books. You either know the answers from your head or you do not. NO CHEATING please--the only thing on the line here is being named Seinfeld Quiz Champion. You will NOT win money, food, or tickets to The World Series, The Olympics, or The Super Bowl. But we will admire you. A lot.

There will be 3 rounds of questions. At the end of each round, we will determine who is in the lead. The questions will start out easy and get progressively more difficult. This round of questioning ends October 6, one minute to midnight. Please submit your answers in the comments section in the form of: 3. A, 4. C., etc., etc.

Are you ready?

Here goes:

1. One of Elaine's boyfriends had the same name as what serial killer?
A. David Berkowitz
B. Joel Rifkin
C. Charles Manson
D. Jeffrey Dahmer
E. Angelo Buono

2. What food caused Jerry to break his 13-year nonvomiting streak?
A. Fizzies Sparkling Drink Tablets
B. A black-and-white cookie
C. Moxie Soda
D. Malt-o-Meal Hot Cereal
E. Menudo (Tripe soup)

3. Who caught Jerry making out during the movie "Schindler's List"?
A. Elaine
B. Uncle Leo
C. Newman
D. Crazy Joe DeVola
E. Tim Whatley

4. Jerry's parents live in what state?
A. New Jersey
B. California
C. Arizona
D. Florida
E. Hawaii

5. Who gave Jerry an Armani suit in exchange for a restaurant dinner?
A. David Puddy
B. Kramer
C. Elaine
D. Newman
E. Kenny Bania

6. What fake name does George frequently use?
A. George Vandalay
B. Homer Simpson
C. John Voight
D. Troy Hunter
E. Art Vandalay

7. What is Kramer's first name?
A. Carl
B. Karl
C. Cosmo
D. Kurt
E. Kramer

8. What is Jerry's dad's name?
A. Jay
B. Tim
C. Morty
D. Harry
E. Bernie

9. What does George do to get sleep in his office?
A. Brings in a cot
B. Bribes Welhelm
C. Keeps office door closed and locked
D. Builds a sleeping spot under his desk

10. How did Suzanne die?
A. George hired someone to do it
B. Licking toxic stamps
C. Licking toxic envelopes
D. Fell in front of a delivery truck

End of round one. Questions will get more difficult in the next round.


Blogger SushiBoy said...

1. a 2. b 3. c 4. d 5. a 6. e 7.c 8.c 9.d 10.c

I didn't know some of these, we will see how I do.

Oct 5, 2006, 2:26:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I'll total up your answers and score after midnight tomorrow or early Saturday morning. Good luck!

Oct 5, 2006, 2:29:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...


that was fun!

Oct 5, 2006, 2:40:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

1. A
2. B
3. A
4. D
5. A
6. E
7. C
8. C
9. D
10. C

Oct 5, 2006, 2:52:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

1. b
2. b
3. c
4. d
5. a
6. e
7. c
8. c
9. d
10. c

i'm gonna win! lol

Oct 5, 2006, 2:54:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Oops. I sent my answers in by email. Was that okay?

You have got to come up harder questions than that LOL

This is a cool idea. I am assuming it is a slow day at work?


Oct 5, 2006, 3:02:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I'll paste in your email questions, Mr. Fab. Yep, got my work done for the day! :)

Oct 5, 2006, 3:05:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

mr. fab's answers:


Oct 5, 2006, 3:07:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

I loved Seinfeld, but alas, it was not my area of expertise... therefore I shall act as cheerleader and encourage my friends from Cul-de-Sac

Go Super Sushiboy!
Yeah Jolly Jen!
Hooray Terrific Teri!
Yahoo Freaky Dekey Fab!

Here's a little kick, half twist, and a jump with a pom pom shake

Oct 5, 2006, 5:37:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I am not even trying and I have seen almost all the episodes! I am not good at this.

I shall don my cheerleader uniform and join Doc Mom on the sidelines!

When's the Grey's anatomy quiz??? I bet I could win that one!! Or a Napoleon Dynamite one??

Oct 5, 2006, 7:26:00 PM  
Anonymous mixednut said...



Oct 5, 2006, 7:47:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

See Fancy Zed...
You have a Secret Agent in your blog too!

Oct 5, 2006, 8:44:00 PM  
Anonymous javajabber said...

1. a
2. a
3. b
4. d
5. d
6. a
7. c
8. c
9. d
10. c (I know it's not funny, but it was hilarious!)

I stink at this, right?

Oct 5, 2006, 9:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

No, java, you don't stink at this at all. :)

Oct 6, 2006, 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Oh, geez, I am not a Seinfeld fan. I guess I will join the cheering section.

Oct 6, 2006, 1:00:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

1. B
2. B
3. C
4. D
5. E
6. E
7. C
8. C
9. D
10. C

Piece 'O Cake

Oct 6, 2006, 3:00:00 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I don't know what this Seinfeld is that you guys all keep talking about.

Oct 6, 2006, 5:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Shelli--snap out of it!

Oct 6, 2006, 5:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. B
2. B
3. C
4. D
5. E
6. E
7. C
8. C
9. D

Jan 2, 2008, 2:34:00 AM  

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