Thursday, September 28, 2006

This Week's Tortilla Chip Winners

Jen of Casual Slack and I, Zed, are forming
Pffftt Brand Inc., manufacturers of snack and organic foods. Each month, Pffftt Brand Inc. will release exciting selections for you to munch on and, in some cases, become ill on. Don't miss a single new release!

Our first venture will actually be two great snacks

Zed's Haggis Chips (by Jen) Made from real Haggis!
ZedTastic SPAM Frogtillas (by Sans Pantaloons) Made from real frogs!

For those unfamiliar with Haggis, read its definition from Wikipedia HERE: Haggis ... is normally made with ... sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver, and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages, and savory puddings of which it is among the largest types.

Does that not sound delicious? Yes. Yes it does.
Now you can have all the Haggis and frogs you want in
chip form!

Congratulations to Jen and Sans for their fine, semi-sickening products.


Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Oh, sad :(

I think you'll be very sorry that you didn't accept my bid for Sardamon Chips and let me be a part of your company... after all,

"I'm kind of a big deal around here"

Sep 28, 2006, 7:15:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

This is BOGUS, man. Was my entry even given due consideration?

This was a sham. I protest!

Sep 28, 2006, 8:27:00 AM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

I guess it's just you and me Fab!

We'll take over the world... I'll be the Queen of Everything and you can be... Well, The Fab of course

Sep 28, 2006, 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

So much grumbling around here! Haha!

Doctor Mom, your "Sardamon Chips" on Pffftt Brand's list of future products.

You must have patience, and your product will soon have worldwide distribution.

Mr. Fab, we are attempting to figure out how to repackage your donkey's, ahem, product so that it is more universally appealing. We will be in touch... (brush-off) haha!

Sep 28, 2006, 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous jane said...

yesterday i submitted the following flavors for the tortilla chips:

asparagus and cabbage chips
haggis and cabbage chips

...and what was wrong with MY chip flavors, zed? HUH??!!?? lol

Sep 28, 2006, 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

sore losers! haha!

Sep 28, 2006, 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

That is just disgusting.

Sep 29, 2006, 6:52:00 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I thought of another but I guess I am too late.

Remember Wet Dog for the next contest, ok.

I am going to cry now.

Oct 1, 2006, 2:13:00 PM  

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