It's Russian Day in The World According to Zed!
Welcome, comrades, to
Russian (Federation) Day!!
a service brought to you free of charge by The World of Zed
I'm bringing 1 map of Russia
2 gallons of borscht (cold beet soup)
2 black bears
Nikita Khrushchev and his desk-banging shoe
5 bottles of Siberian Ginseng capsules (100 quantity)
Buckwheat kasha
AND Clamato tortilla chips--you KNOW you like 'em!!
Russian (Federation) Day!!
a service brought to you free of charge by The World of Zed
I'm bringing 1 map of Russia2 gallons of borscht (cold beet soup)
2 black bearsNikita Khrushchev and his desk-banging shoe
5 bottles of Siberian Ginseng capsules (100 quantity)
Buckwheat kasha
AND Clamato tortilla chips--you KNOW you like 'em!!
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What are YOU bringing? In the comments section, list one or two items of food, drinks, books, songs, people dead or alive, etc., that you plan on contributing to this all-day all-night party to help make it rock.
And don't forget to think Russian Federation, people.
It's a RUSSIAN (Federation) DAY PARTY for crying out loud!!
posted by Zed on Wednesday, September 20, 2006
27 Comments:
Do Clamato Chips go with Russian food?
I will have to go hunting for something to bring... I don't know Russian either.
I might actually have to go to Russia... ok, I'll be right back....
I'm here with Vladimir Lenin, to get dome good arguments & debates going, Vegan Pelmeni (a tofu meat dumpling) to eat and FOUR TANKERS of Vodka to drink. (Tankers like you see on the Interstate).
I have also invited Hugh Jackman complete with Gold Lame pants and Taras Bulba and his Cossack Dancers to provide entertainment and music.
Hugh has just started to do the Cossack squat thrust knee dance.. tad da dada da da DA da DA da dada da da da DADA da da dada DA DA HAY! I mention this 'cos his Gold Lame pants become budgie smugglers with he squats down!
Yells out with the Scottish Cry of MD! MD! (more drink)...
Chtob vse byli zdorovy!
I bring moose and squirrel, and Baron Baranoff.
And some VODKA! In Russia they drink Vodka instead of water. They have vodka in their baby bottles instead of formula. They have vodka festivals and at night they all dream of vodka.
OK so none of that is true, but it could be true. I dont know a damn thing about Russia! I am a loser.
SP, you crack me up!!!!
ok sis, I know NOTHING about Russia.
Does Aleksandr Petrovsky (Sex & the City) a.k.a. Mikhail Baryshnikov count as Russian???
If so, I'll bring him and the girls from S&TC. We'll have a blast.
Hey Mel, You are sooo right, Vodka is drunk in place of water,
Hic, It tastes GREAT, Hic,
Teri,
I need DESPERATELY to snog Samantha Jones; please tell her I need an EMERGENCY snog, to help me get over Kfed & Hic, Ron Jeremy.
I'm gonna ride me a moose...
Come here moosey moosey, moosey
Hic, moose.... Hey Mel, Can I ride your Moose?
MD! MD!
I'll bring Kasha
That's all I'm bringing
Doctor Mom! Clamato Chips go with EVERYTHING. Sheesh!
SP--Vladimir Lenin is a good choice. But Hugh Jackman is a fabulous choice! That Hugh sure gets around!
Mel--way to go! I'm going for a moose ride later. Wanna go with me?
Teri-Of course he counts as Russian! Mikhail was a real cutie when he was young--not so much now, but hey, he's a good dancer and does great jumps--yes, bring him!
Jen--Sure, bring the kasha. You can always have the Clamato chips if you're still hungry. lol. Lenin just remarked that he didn't like your attitude--WWIII's about to break out...
i'm bringing vladimir putin, but if he picks up my shirt to kiss my stomach my husband's just going to lose it. just sayin'.
oh and i'll bring boris yeltsin too. i like anyone named boris.
You know who we're forgetting? Karl Marx. He's not going to be happy that Lenin's invited and he's not. Uh-oh.
Karl? Karl? Are you there?
when's Irish day?
How's next week? :)
Who said there could be a Russian Day party without my permission? Who? Zed? You are in very big trouble with the Federation!!
There's vodka here? And borscht? And black bears? ... Did you say there was vodka here? Well pour me some Zed and let's dance! Turn the music up!
Give me some Clamato Tortilla Chips OR ELSE.
Hey now if the Sex in the city gals are here, I need to get MR BIG! Wooohooo I wanna party with him!! And Adian. He's gone country now but he was HAWT on S&TC.
I saw an an for Blueberry Stoli today. Russia is taking over.
Pass those Clamato Chips!
wow, I didn't know Vladamire was aware of the Zed. you are quite popular!
next week is fine for Irish day, thanks!
irish day sounds fun
lots of beer!
I'll bring the 1980 Moscow Olympic Games. You missed out on them, so here's a chance to have a go.
Zed - I know its Russian Day but do we REALLY have to line up for 6 hours just to get toilet paper???
At MY Russian Day Party, the line to get toilet paper is only 15 minutes long, Scarlet. Not to worry!
Can we still enter the Moscow Olympics? I'll do ice skating and beat Michelle Kwan.
There are only 1¼ tankers of Vodka left.
Taras Bulba, Vladimir Lenin, Nikita Khrushchev and Baron Baranoff are doing a 'Man' thing over by the open fire. They're sitting in a circle naked
as jaybirds listening to a naked Boris Yeltsin, who is in the middle of the group, singing a Russian ballad at the top of his voice. Boris is standing on Vladimir Putin, who's being punished for 'shirt-lifting'.
The Sex & The City girls are riding the Moose, apart from Sam who is riding Hugh Jackson over in the bushes. I can see his Gold Lame pants draped over
the red roses. They split earlier when he was doing knee squat thrusts, and revealed, in all their glory, a pair of paisley pattern underpants.
Black Bear #2 ate the squirrel earlier in an argument over nuts. Oh and, Samantha still squeals like she does in Porky's... Good on you Hugh....
Yes nuts.
The Kasha, Pelmeni and ginseng are almost gone, but there are plenty of Clamato Tortilla Chips left if your're peckish...
The Cossack Dancers are riding around and around the garden on horseback (where did the horses come from?) jumping from horse to horse and throwing flaming torches of toilet paper to each other.
Black Bear #1 and the crocodile from the Australian day party have gone off to a motel and,
Oh, wait It's HUGH who's squealing... Go Sam, GO GIRL....
It's a wild party, SP, no doubt about it! That Hugh Jackman really gets around.
Amy, you're welcome to join the party whether or not you've brought anything here. I jsut brought in some steaks and hamburgers--Vladimir Putin and Boris Yeltsin made a special request. Not very Russian though. But please, have some. Enjoy yourself here!
I just went out and got some chuk-chuk (a dessert), Moscow Ponchiki (Russian doughnuts), Beef stroganov, and Moscow Chicken. There's plenty to eat folks! Enjoy!
I'm bringing Chicken Kiev, its both a French and Russian dish. Sorry bout the french part zed. :)
French!!!!!?????? Did you say FRENCH!!!!!!
Oh, okay, we'll let it slide this time... sushiboy, enjoy the food--and the bears!
I missed the party again, didn't I?
Darned work anyway!
I missed it to, doctor... work sucks.
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