Monday, August 28, 2006

More Vomititious Chips

I didn't think it was possible to surpass the pure vileness of flavor of Clamato Tortilla Chips, but apparently it is.

A so-called "friend" of mine showed up at my door today after reading yesterday's Clamato post and asked me to try Tako Chips, Octopus Flavored.

Oh my, oh my. Need I say more? I think not.

And I found this on the Internet tonight:
Seaweed potato chips. You KNOW you want 'em. Don't lie.


Blogger SushiBoy said...

LOL, I think I might actually like to try those. Don't know that I would like to buy a whole bag though.

Aug 28, 2006, 1:01:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

You would not have liked them. But then again, you do eat sushi ... Hmmm. If my friend finds them again, I can send you a few. The bag I had was sent down the garbage shute about 8 hours ago.

Aug 28, 2006, 1:07:00 AM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...

I dunno, I can see Nori (seaweed) chips. Toasted Seaweed would go good with deepfried potatoes, I could probably polish off a bag. Octopus doesn't sound as appealing, interesting maybe, worth a chip but not much more.

Aug 28, 2006, 1:45:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Sushiboy, don't make me send you to that tall, gray, dank tower with uniformed guards who push your meal selections through a slot at the bottom of the cell door. Just don't make me do it. :)

Aug 28, 2006, 9:19:00 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I ate baby octopus legs once at a Chinese buffet place. They weren't very good. I really didn't feel so well later. Just thinking about it now makes me feel a bit naseuous.

Aug 28, 2006, 9:23:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Please don't throw up on my blog nobody.

If you hurry you might make it in time to the restroom.

thankyouverymuch. Zed

Aug 28, 2006, 9:29:00 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

I made it... Barely.

Aug 28, 2006, 12:16:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

It's the chunks that freak me out. Please always try to keep your chunks to yourself.

Aug 28, 2006, 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

"Please don't throw up on my blog"

I like that line..
I may use that sometime.

no copyright is there?

Aug 28, 2006, 1:42:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...


I like that line also "don't throw up on my blog". But Jen can have it, she's way funnier than me.

Aug 28, 2006, 3:16:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Jen and/or Teri,

Re: "Don't throw up on my blog."

Use it, just remember the source and send lots and lots of money. (Are you beginning to see a "money" pattern here with me?)

Aug 28, 2006, 4:43:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Teri my sister, I think you definitely hold your own in the humor department.

Your banter with Dick Small cracks me up every time.

Aug 28, 2006, 5:18:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Hey, with a name like Zed, it was an easy mistake to make.

The only Zed I am familiar with is the gunstore owner who gets offed in Pulp Fiction.

Mea culpa!

Aug 28, 2006, 5:22:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

That's okay Mr. Fab. You are forgiven.

It's just that I'd never be able to explain the continuing gender mixup to my mother--and she's 87-years-old and can't be upset. So I had to set you straight.

Have some Octopus-flavor or Clamato tortilla chips? :)

Aug 28, 2006, 5:33:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Ok-- are these things out of Japan??

My husband was there for a while and he ordered what he thought was a normal pizza once, and it showed up at the table with octapus and squid.

Check the label... YIKES! I'd sooner eat my old tennis shoes... or worse, my son's cleats!

Aug 28, 2006, 9:31:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Yes, they were from Japan. But I can't check the label because they went down the garbage shute about 22 hours ago.

I've been to a Japanese market and all I can say is, they eat some weird junk!!

Aug 28, 2006, 9:58:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

See... I AM smart!

Aug 29, 2006, 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Yes you are!!! You are very very smart. Despite what others say.

Just kidding--don't hit me!

Aug 29, 2006, 10:23:00 AM  

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