Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I'm Getting on a Bus

Well, I'm getting on a bus with about 62 very old people tomorrow to take my mother on a trip to Atlantic City. She loves the slots.

The only thing that can make me happy about this trip is winning $40 million while I'm there.
Now, on the extremely slim possibility that I will win $40 million, regular visitors to this site will be invited to a big party, with champagne, and filet mignon and, and , and Milk Duds, and Hot Tamales, and buttered popcorn. And everything. Woo-hoo!!
Your future party life depends on my winning. Think positive everyone!


Blogger Nobody said...

What about Dots? You will have Dots, won't you? Just for me?

Aug 23, 2006, 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Mollie said...

I am so there if you are going to have milk duds & popcorn.
Enjoy your day out with the senior set.

Aug 23, 2006, 12:08:00 PM  
Blogger Mainline Mom said...

Hey I'll take the champagne and filet mignon. You can keep your other snacks.

Aug 23, 2006, 1:29:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

I hope you win something! I'll pray for the 40 million but I don't think you're that lucky.

bring back some waffles and ice cream from AC!

Aug 23, 2006, 3:06:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

if you win
can I borrow some cash?

just a few bucks..

I'm good for it..

Aug 23, 2006, 4:34:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

I would like to come with you!
I don't like gambling, I don't like bus rides, I don't like old people... in fact I really don't like people at all-- most of them are mad...

I would like the filet mignon and hot tamales though!

Aug 23, 2006, 9:52:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

You guys cracked me up on my return. I "only" lost $267. Of course it could have been worse--I could have lost my shirt!

Nobody, yes when I win $40 million I will have Dots at the celebration party. Mountains of them!

Mollie, I can guarantee Milk Duds & popcorn for you. Do you want butter on the popcorn?

Mainline Mom--champagn & filet mignon--you've got it at the next "win" party! But you have to be nice to Dick Small! :)

Teri, yeah, like I saw the boardwalk... hahaHA! I was so busy pushing those buttons on the slot machines. But when I have my $40 million winner's party, you can have all the waffles and ice cream you want. Hey, you're my sis!

Jen, I'll set up an ATM for your personal use. Doesn't that sound great? You're still planning to pay me for the renter visits though, right?

Doctor Mom, yes, you can have the hot tamales and the filet mignon. Medium well or rare?

Love you all, despite depression and empty pockets.

Aug 23, 2006, 11:01:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

If you win 40 mil are you going to share? At least can I come to the party?

Aug 24, 2006, 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

The second I win $40 million Lynda, you will be invited to my fab champagne and filet mignon winner's party.

In the meantme, I would go on with my life if I were you, however.

Aug 24, 2006, 12:53:00 AM  

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