My Cats Own a Steakhouse
So THIS is what they're doing in their spare time.
Where's my cut of the profits? Never mind that, where's my steak?
Where's my cut of the profits? Never mind that, where's my steak?
posted by Zed on Wednesday, January 19, 2011
10 Comments:
Get it? See, my cats are named Frankie and Johnnie, and here I found a restaurant named Frankie's and Johnnie's Steakhouse, so I thought they might own it and be keeping the profits from me, as well as the steak. Get it? Get it? :)
Oh, forget it. lol
no, i don't get it. explain it to me again, zed.
lol
I already made reservations. Hopefully I can meet them and they won't be occupied with stealing steak from the kitchen.
Teri, I hear the food there is delicious if you don't mind a few cat hairs on your steak.
Do you still have cats? I hope you do and I hope they are well. I'm sure you're used to munching on the occasional cat hair. It's a delicacy! If you go to F&J's restaurant, order the filet mignon. They serve it in a Fancy Feast sauce.
I still have my two cats. They just turned 11 years old. Yikes.
Yes, cat hair is a delicacy, even on filet mignon.
Thats one that I can't put on my bucket list... I'm a allergic to cats... So I can't visit the steakhouse, but I think thats ok with the kitties. More steak for them!
Oh, Sushiboy, I'm so sorry you're allergic to cats. You're missing out on the wonders of those creatures.
If I can find a dog steakhouse, can I get you a steak?
Dog steak house :) We'll probably have to go to Korea to find one.
arghhh!
Hey, wait a minute, I've got Korean supermarkets all around me ... 3 within a 1.5 mile radius.
Never mind. Not about to eat dog. Rat? You want rat? Wasn't there a 30-lb rat growing in Madagascar I saw?
Post a Comment
<< Home