Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My Cats Own a Steakhouse

So THIS is what they're doing in their spare time.
Where's my cut of the profits? Never mind that, where's my steak?

10 Comments:

Blogger Zed said...

Get it? See, my cats are named Frankie and Johnnie, and here I found a restaurant named Frankie's and Johnnie's Steakhouse, so I thought they might own it and be keeping the profits from me, as well as the steak. Get it? Get it? :)

Oh, forget it. lol

Jan 21, 2011, 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

no, i don't get it. explain it to me again, zed.
lol

Jan 21, 2011, 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

I already made reservations. Hopefully I can meet them and they won't be occupied with stealing steak from the kitchen.

Jan 22, 2011, 2:09:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Teri, I hear the food there is delicious if you don't mind a few cat hairs on your steak.

Do you still have cats? I hope you do and I hope they are well. I'm sure you're used to munching on the occasional cat hair. It's a delicacy! If you go to F&J's restaurant, order the filet mignon. They serve it in a Fancy Feast sauce.

Jan 22, 2011, 6:09:00 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

I still have my two cats. They just turned 11 years old. Yikes.

Yes, cat hair is a delicacy, even on filet mignon.

Jan 23, 2011, 11:15:00 AM  
Blogger Sushiboy said...

Thats one that I can't put on my bucket list... I'm a allergic to cats... So I can't visit the steakhouse, but I think thats ok with the kitties. More steak for them!

Jan 25, 2011, 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Oh, Sushiboy, I'm so sorry you're allergic to cats. You're missing out on the wonders of those creatures.

If I can find a dog steakhouse, can I get you a steak?

Jan 25, 2011, 12:44:00 PM  
Blogger Sushiboy said...

Dog steak house :) We'll probably have to go to Korea to find one.

Jan 28, 2011, 7:43:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

arghhh!

Jan 29, 2011, 4:55:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Hey, wait a minute, I've got Korean supermarkets all around me ... 3 within a 1.5 mile radius.

Never mind. Not about to eat dog. Rat? You want rat? Wasn't there a 30-lb rat growing in Madagascar I saw?

Jan 29, 2011, 4:57:00 PM  

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