Thursday, November 04, 2010

Is that a red dot?

For one second there, for one second only, I thought I saw a red dot in my Clustrmap on the country of Iceland. Almost no one lives there, and the odds of a visitor from that place are extremely low, but hope sprung forward and my heart beat faster for a moment. Is it possible that an Icelander has visited Zedland!?

But it must have been raspberry jam on the monitor, or tomato sauce, or a hallucination.

It’s alright. I’ll be OK again … some day. Maybe. I hope.


Blogger Zed said...

Wow, there are so many cities and towns in Iceland considering almost no one lives there.

It reminds me of Rhode Island--almost no one lives there either but it has a state capital, a new governor, 1 or 2 state police and a pizza place called Mystic Pizza.

Nov 4, 2010, 12:51:00 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

And don't forget that famous RI family, the Griffins. I believe they stay on the same street as Jen.
I have sent two printers to Iceland with your return address. That should set some bells and whistles off.
On another completely un-related note, do you remember Lucille Cataldo?
Well, I married her last Summer,

No, that's not true. There is a Myspace page that may just actually be her. here.
Although she reports her age as 52, but the copyright applications by Lucille Cataldo in the eary '80s list her DOB as 1952.
Hopefully she is out there, laughing at all of us!

Nov 4, 2010, 8:47:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Wow that's a name from the past. Lucille Cataldo. How could ANYONE forget her awesome performance if the song HAIRDRESSER on Stairway to the Stars?

Someone on YouTube put down Lucille's critics by saying:

Why are you gutless people so critical?! I'd like to see YOU get up there with a microphone and depress me as effectively as she just did!


Nov 5, 2010, 8:10:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

For someone who once spent money seeking fame, one would think Lucille would step forward now to claim her place in internet infamy. There must be other factors in play. Maybe she married into money or politics?

I sense a film script coming. Fame meets Fringe meets Face/Off.

Nov 6, 2010, 4:36:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Other factors in play? Like she's funny looking and can't sing?

Sorry, but I'm sure she has a very, very nice personality and is a loving, giving person.

Just joking, Lucille ...

Nov 6, 2010, 5:14:00 PM  

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