Thursday, September 06, 2007

My ONE Flaw

Today my blog counter passed 30,000 (PLUS approximately 5000 from my earlier blog), so I've had 35,000 visitors, and I'm just shallow enough to be proud of that.

Okay, so I have ONE flaw. Happy?


Blogger Barbara Bruederlin said...

Hey I should look at my counter sometime! I keep forgetting I have one.

But I do love the keyword search feature. It's simultaneously hilarious and downright scary what keywords bring people to your blog. Like I imagine that all kinds of pervs are finding yours whilst looking for flanges.

Sep 7, 2007, 1:08:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Amazing! I just passed 30,000 yesterday. Aren't we cool?

Sep 7, 2007, 8:23:00 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

If that's your one flaw, you're perfect!

Sep 7, 2007, 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Hahahaha! Never thought of that Barbara. Do you know how to do a keyword search--please tell me if so.

Chris, we are beyond cool. Others stand in awe at our coolness.

Thanks, Beth. I didn't want to actually say that for fear of alienating the imperfect people who visit my blog, but if YOU say it, it's all good. You are quite perfect yourself. :)

Sep 7, 2007, 10:26:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Oh, and to be even more obnoxious folks, the 35,000 visitor count was accumulated during a 14-month period, of which I was missing in action for 4.5 months.

I'm fabulous beyond words.

Sep 7, 2007, 10:56:00 AM  
Blogger Barbara Bruederlin said...

To do a keyword search and other fun stuff, just sign up with Stat Counter. It's free:

Contrary to popular belief, I am not on their payroll. I'm pimping them gratis, that's how good it is.

Sep 7, 2007, 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...


I'm standing in awe at Zed and Chris and their coolness.

Sep 7, 2007, 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I'll never be that popular. Well, what's one more disappointment. At least there's always the alcohol and the pills to dull the pain...

Sep 7, 2007, 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barbara Bruederlin never said those nice things about me.....

Sep 7, 2007, 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... for free, anyway.

Sep 7, 2007, 12:00:00 PM  
Blogger Barbara Bruederlin said...

I really didn't want to charge you, Dick Small, but I needed the money to pay Fat Eddie back.

Sep 7, 2007, 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Congratulations Zed! Congratulations Chris!
I am bathed in the radiated glow of your combined coolness.

My counter stands at 33¾.

Sep 7, 2007, 4:04:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

just one flaw?

mom says you have many!

Sep 7, 2007, 7:14:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Barbara, thanks for the info. I already have two counters--hey, what's one more? ... And to think I always imaged that pimping was a BAD thing.

SushiBoy, thank you. You'll be there in no time--you started after me. You're a star! Embrace your coolness.

Dick, you are one of the best bloggers ever. Jut give up the booze and pills please. :) ...
Barbara Bruederlin charged me too but I got the super-discount rate because I'm especially special.

Thanks, Sans! Feel the cool! Nice breeze, huh?

Teri, that was last year. This year, mom says I'm perfect in every way. And she likes me way more than you and Tina because of my super-coolness and visitor count. I'm not the only shallow one in this family.

Sep 8, 2007, 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

I'm pretty sure you'r a lot more flawed than you're letting on. But in a perfect sort of way.

Sep 8, 2007, 6:16:00 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

Did I just say you'r? I don't care, I'm not apologizing.

Sep 8, 2007, 6:17:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I dont have a counter. I suck.

Sep 8, 2007, 8:09:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Do you suck each visitor Mel? I don't remember that happening to me...

Sep 8, 2007, 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Sep 9, 2007, 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I am happy
about the one flaw...

Sep 9, 2007, 2:38:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Dale, you'r being nice to me on this post. Are you running a fever? (Being perfect is a flaw in itself, so I guess I have now two flaws.)

Mel, get a counter already! All the cool kids have one.

Sans? (smacking him upside the head) haha

Dick, hi, hope you're having a good Sunday.

Jen, everyone has to have one flaw. I have two: shallowness and the flaw of perfection. You have the flaw of "slackiness," a Tim Horton addiction, and the flaw of perfection. You beat me in your flaw quotient.

Sep 9, 2007, 5:48:00 PM  
Anonymous gifted typist said...

If they're all laughing as much as I do at this blog then they are 35,000 lucky hitters.

Sep 12, 2007, 6:54:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Thank you, GT. Don't ever go away--or I'll have to throw myself from the George Washington Bridge, thus polluting the Hudson River, and that would just not be nice for millions.

Sep 12, 2007, 10:48:00 AM  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

You are to be worshipped.

Sep 12, 2007, 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I know. Great for me, crappy for the rest of you.

Sep 14, 2007, 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous cingular wireless free said...

Please write anything else!

Oct 31, 2007, 2:51:00 PM  

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