Gerbils ... for Teri
Apparently Teri of Family Tree Junkie is hooked on gerbils (I found this out via Dick Small, who knows everything). And when I say "hooked" I mean totally and completely in love with them.
Gerbils are cute little creatures, as most would agree, but they are no match for Brad Pitt and George Clooney or even my ex-boyfriend Brian (Teri's friend) or my ex-fiance Peter Pan Small. They are related to rats, for heaven's sake--hence the name "desert rats." They're rodents! Cute rodents, but rodents nonetheless.
Think it over, Teri! Don't give up on humans just yet!!
posted by Zed at Tuesday, September 04, 2007
21 Comments:
Rodents aren't cute. They're furry deathtraps, carrying disease and plague in their tiny teeth.
Is it obvious that rodents frighten me?
Those little bastards bite. I know, I've seen 'em do it. And it hurts.
Yes, Beth, it's obvious. And understandable. Me scared too!
Nobody, they bite? They do? Now I'm very scared.
humans have SO let me down. Gerbils are better companions. *sob*
But they SMELL ... and they're rodents, Teri. Give humans another chance!
teri, if gerbils are more to your liking, go with them and don't let anyone talk you out of it.
It's all just so sad...
It's tragic, Dick. Teri just seems so hooked on gerbils, I don't know if I can dissuade her of this idea.
I'll keep trying though. Please do your part ...
They are just cuter rats, still create mess & leave things, ewwww.
Teri loves them TMollie and I can't dissuade her of this obsession. I bet their noses all twitch and stuff.
hamsters are cuter than gerbils
just sayin'
Teri prefers gerbils, Jen. To each her own.
I'm with Teri! Gerbils are the BEST! They don't bite if you tame them, and if you have pet gerbils they can't spread anything bad. And how do I know? Because I have two gerbils of my own! Plus, their sisters! They are just the cuteist! :)
Teri, just so you know, I'm on your side. Gerbils are WAY better then people. So don't let anyone who don't like gerbils bug you. Besides, you can do anything with gerbils!
P.S It does not hurt when a gerbil bites you. It just feels like a small pinch. And Jen, just so you know, gerbils are the cuteist rodents EVER! :) Teri, you rock!
Gerbils are the BEST! Teri is right. And, Teri, just so you know, I'm on your side. So don't let anyone who doesn't like gerbils bug you! Because eveyone should know that gerbils are the BEST rodents EVER!!!!!
P.S. Jane, gerbils are WAY better then hamsters! THEY ARE THE BEST RODENTS IN THE WORLD!!! Rock on, Teri!
1. they dont bite unless they're scared.
2. they are very loving.
3. they are not like any other rodent. they need constant love.
4. shut the fuck up beth they are adorable and they dont carry diseases unless they havent been treated by a vet properly and the owner sucks at caring for them.
5. why the hell would rodents frighten someone?! THEY ARE MINI DOGS AND CATS WITH A BETTER PERSONALITY.
6. dear mr. nobody:
fuck you. they're not bastards. they dont bite unless you hurt them OR TORMENT THEM. SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM U ASSHOLE.
7. TERI- YOU ROCK. DONT LET THEM BRING YOU DOWN. A BUNCH OF LIES UP IN THEIR ASSES. dont cry *hugs*
8.they dont SMELL unless you dont CLEAN THEM.
9. JANE- you rule too :)
10. ZED- DONT DO IT. LET HER STAY A GERBIL LOVER, and their noses dont twich fag.
11. everyone else - LET HER BE. SHES COOL. and if you have a problem with it Email me at fungrly10@yahoo.com
or talk to me on YAHOO messenger:
fungrly10
peace,
shelby
1. they dont bite unless they're scared.
2. they are very loving.
3. they are not like any other rodent. they need constant love.
4. shut the fuck up beth they are adorable and they dont carry diseases unless they havent been treated by a vet properly and the owner sucks at caring for them.
5. why the hell would rodents frighten someone?! THEY ARE MINI DOGS AND CATS WITH A BETTER PERSONALITY.
6. dear mr. nobody:
fuck you. they're not bastards. they dont bite unless you hurt them OR TORMENT THEM. SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM U ASSHOLE.
7. TERI- YOU ROCK. DONT LET THEM BRING YOU DOWN. A BUNCH OF LIES UP IN THEIR ASSES. dont cry *hugs*
8.they dont SMELL unless you dont CLEAN THEM.
9. JANE- you rule too :)
10. ZED- DONT DO IT. LET HER STAY A GERBIL LOVER, and their noses dont twich fag.
11. everyone else - LET HER BE. SHES COOL. and if you have a problem with it Email me at fungrly10@yahoo.com
or talk to me on YAHOO messenger:
fungrly10
peace,
shelby
Rodents are very cute! FOR ALL YOU SUCKERS WHO DON'T LIKE THEM, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID, UNGREATFUL, BRATTY KIDS IN THE WORLD!!! BETH, NOBODY ZED, JANE, JEN, DICK SMALL AND TMOLLIE, I'M TALKING TO YOU POOPY HEADED STINKY BUTTS!!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR BEING MEAN TO TERI??? YES, I KNOW I'M BEING MEAN TO YOU, BUT YOU HAD IT COMING, YOU OVER STUFFED LITTER BOXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any one who doesn't like gerbils should be stuffed in a gaint toilet. A DIRTY toilet!!! Then, you should be flushed down to the sewer. What a pretty sight!!
They Make great Snake Food!
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Shut your yap, David-the-doufus! I'd like to feed YOu to a snake!
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