Saturday, August 18, 2007

She's on the Prowl for a Boyfriend

So far I still have longish hair. But yesterday I took a scissor to it at my mother's urging and it's now 1 to 1 1/2 inches shorter than the day my mother arrived.

I hope she's happy, though I'm thinking, no ... no, she's not.

We went clothes shopping and she choose size 5 items to try on. In the Junior Department. You know, where teenagers shop.

Me: Maybe you should try on the next size? Like a 6 in the Women's Department?

Mom: Why? I have a good figure and I want to show it off. I don't want to wear old-lady clothing!

Maybe she's trying to land a boyfriend! Please advise if you know of anyone.


Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Would there be a dowery involved?

Aug 18, 2007, 8:14:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

$20,000, Mr. Fab.

Aug 18, 2007, 8:50:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

I would really like to see a photo posted of your mom in a midriff, you know, the kind with the peek-a-boo key hole at the cleavage and a pair of hip-hugging low-rider jeans

Then, I could die at peace knowing, now, that I have truly seen everything!

Aug 18, 2007, 9:06:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Haha! Well, you probably will not see that, but if I can round up a picture of her when she was young, I'll scan it and post it. She was a looker.

Aug 18, 2007, 11:23:00 PM  
Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

I heard K.Fed is available.

Aug 19, 2007, 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I think it's awesome that she feels young and sexy enough to wear that stuff. Just don't claim her when she is wearing it.

Aug 19, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Doctor Mom, So far my new scanner isn't working. What fun! But as soon as I figure it out, I post a pic.

GKL, K-Fed is not a bad option. I think he might be too old for her though.

Shelli, that's a good idea. "Just don't claim her." Love it! She actually looks pretty good in juniors and she really does have a pretty good figure. AND she can cross her legs at the knee at 88--an amazing feat all by itself. I think men might be fighting over her in Fla. She's a catch.

Aug 19, 2007, 5:11:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Shelli, I didn't clarify something. Not only can she cross her legs at the knee, but then she wraps the crossed leg around the other at the ankle. It like ... she's a contortionist! :)

Aug 19, 2007, 5:13:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I knew what you meant and the knee thing, my mom can do that too. I wish my mom were more stylish but then she has never been.

Aug 19, 2007, 8:21:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Mel, tell her to buy tighter clothing. Apparently it works wonders in the older crowd.

Aug 19, 2007, 9:41:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Next week, belly button piercings!

Aug 20, 2007, 5:30:00 PM  

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