Friday, August 17, 2007

Pot Roast Coming Up!

Mom, on the way home from the airport, Tuesday: Have you tried Stouffer's Yankee Pot Roast? It's so good.
Me: Nope, haven't tried it yet.

Mom, Wednesday AM: My friend Mary told me to try Yankee Pot Roast. I think it's made by Stouffer's. You have to try it!
Me: I will. Sounds good.


Mom, Thursday evening: You know what's good? Yankee Pot Roast! Who makes that again?
Me: ... Stouffer's???
Mom: Look how you know! Have you tried it?
Me: No, not yet.


Tonight over dinner: My friend Kathy told me about Yankee Pot Roast by Stouffer's. Have you had it? It's so good.
Me: Not yet. Some day. You want me to buy it for you?
Mom: No! Why would I want you to buy it for me? I don't want it. I just asked if you've tried it.

I'm thinking we're having Yankee Pot Roast some time in the near future.

16 Comments:

Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

YAHOO!!!

Mom is back!!

So... let me see, where's the check list??

* Oscillating Fan
* Drop the room temperature to 58 degrees
* Buy a parka
* The correct laundry detergent
* The list of reminders
* The list to remind her where to look for the list of reminders
* The buggy... since we don't care for your driving
* The earplugs, so you don't have to hear the TV at 9,000dHz
* Order Life Alert system for Fancy Zed in the event of an emergency mass murder hallucination
* An extra prescription of anxiolytics...one for Fancy Zed, one for Mom

CHECK!! That ought to do it!

Aug 17, 2007, 8:48:00 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

Subtle. She's good.

Aug 17, 2007, 8:55:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Good memory Doctor Mom!
Here's another one: When we went food shopping Tuesday night, I said "Pick out some crackers for yourself." She said, "I don't eat crackers. I don't need crackers." Tonight she said, "You really get some crackers in the house. You don't have any and I wanted to put some jelly on them." Where's that Life Alert system? Where'd it go??

She's good, Beth. She's very, very good. Am I Ingrid Bergman and is this a remake of "Gaslight"?

Aug 17, 2007, 9:45:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

that Stouffer's pot roast is highly over-rated. don't waste your time on it.

Aug 17, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

Get the friggin' crackers would you??

I'm Fed-Exing the Life Alert System...

Just wait by the door...

Aug 17, 2007, 10:18:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

hahaha! It sounds like my mom! She called me tonight to repeat everything and I mean EVERYTHING she told me last night when she called.

Aug 17, 2007, 10:32:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Thanks Doctor Mom! I'll wait by the door!

Mel, are they attempting to put us over the edge? I think they're testing our stamina and staying power. :)

Aug 17, 2007, 11:50:00 PM  
Blogger SushiBoy said...

So have you had a haircut yet?

Aug 18, 2007, 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

I have an appointment for a haircut on Tuesday. And I already chopped off an inch on my own today.

I'm just a shell of a human being since Tuesday.

Aug 18, 2007, 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger Dale said...

Sounds like one of Tanya's specialties. She's quite the cook you know.

Aug 18, 2007, 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Dale, could you influence Tanya to whip up the pot roast? But make sure she packages within a red Stouffer's box or Mom's not going to eat it. Thank you!

Aug 18, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  
Blogger tmollie said...

Sooo, when are you having Yankee Pot Roast.

I always love it when your Mom comes to visit :)

Aug 18, 2007, 5:23:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Thanks TMollie! :) I love her, she just makes me nuts.

We bought a pack of Yankee Pot Roast today and will have it next week. Looks like a haircut's coming up next week as well.

Aug 18, 2007, 6:53:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I hope you didn't buy the Yankee Pot Roast special. I mean, your mom didn't want a fuss made. ;)

I love her! Moms can be such interesting blog topics. =D

Aug 20, 2007, 5:29:00 PM  
Blogger tmollie said...

Let me know how the pot roast is.

Have your hair cut yet??? :)

Aug 21, 2007, 1:02:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

It rained terribly hard today, so I talked her into going to the movies and canceled the haircut. She's happier about my hair now because I let it go curly in the last few days instead of straightening it. I might even be able to make it through next Tuesday now without getting it cut. Wouldn't THAT be somethin'? :)

Aug 21, 2007, 7:49:00 PM  

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