Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Picante Clamato Pfftsicles by Pfft Brands, Inc.

October 31, 2006
(for immediate release)

Pfft Brands, Inc., is proud to announce the release today of a fantastic new, super-delicious snack for consumer consumption. Picante Clamato popsicles! Or as Pfft Brand likes to refer to them, Pfftsicles!

The Picante Clamato Pfftsicles are actually an improved version of Pfft Brands Pfftsicles, in supermarkets since August 2005, but this version contains MORE CLAM FLAVOR. You asked for it, we delivered!

Run, do not walk, to the nearest Pfft Brands distributor in your area for Picante Clamato Pfftsicles. You will never again taste anything like it!

Thanks to the fabulous Jen of Casual Slack for her genius marketing move and brilliant artwork!


Blogger Teri said...

do you think my local Acme will pick these up for distribution?

fabulous packing, very ingenius.

Oct 31, 2006, 10:28:00 AM  
Blogger Lynda said...

No thanks.

Oct 31, 2006, 11:43:00 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

I meant to say "packaging" by the way, not packing.

Oct 31, 2006, 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger Nobody said...

great, I think I'm going to be sick(er). That's just plain disgusting.

Very nice package though.

Oct 31, 2006, 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous mixednut said...


Oct 31, 2006, 2:33:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

My mouth is watering!


Oct 31, 2006, 3:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

I had some of these as a snack this afternoon and they were by far the finest snack I have ever had in my life.

Really. No, really!

Oct 31, 2006, 6:33:00 PM  
Blogger Teena said...

Dip 'em in vodka and you have an interesting treat ... a frozen Bloody Ceasar!

Oct 31, 2006, 10:39:00 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

How do you get the vodka to freeze on a stick?

Nov 1, 2006, 3:58:00 AM  
Blogger Urethra Franklin said...

I'll never understand caucasion cuisine. Dang, gurl. That's nasty.

Nov 1, 2006, 4:33:00 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

I am gonna stick with my Bananna stix.


Nov 1, 2006, 7:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Okay, Jen and I have realized the Picante Clamato Pfftsicle might have been an unfortunate marketing move.

But will not give up hope.

Clamato-flavored products are taking over the world--get used to it people!

Pfft! And many more!

Nov 1, 2006, 12:22:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

I thought they were rather tasty.

Nov 1, 2006, 9:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Thanks Teri!

Nov 2, 2006, 10:26:00 AM  

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