Monday, July 23, 2007

Look Who Loves Me Now ...

Teri's friend Brian brought me flowers this afternoon and we spent the day lolling in the sun.


You might want to stop at Dick Small's blog below to see what all the fuss is about:

http://dicksmallsblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/men-are-pigs-i-give-up.html

40 Comments:

Blogger Teri said...

oh, you bitch!

how could you?


**weeping uncontrollably**

Jul 24, 2007, 5:39:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I was afraid this would happen..

Jul 24, 2007, 5:40:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

But it's fun watching it.

Jul 24, 2007, 5:40:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

He's so cute--I couldn't resist. Especially since you stabbed me in the back by dating my recent ex, Peter.

Mom would not be happy with your conduct Teri.

Don't worry. I'll discard him soon enough.

**cruel laughter**

Jul 24, 2007, 5:41:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Wait, are you 2 sisters?

Jul 24, 2007, 5:59:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Because, frankly, only sisters can be this rotten to each other...

Jul 24, 2007, 6:00:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Also the "mom would not be happy" comment. Which leads me to believe you have the same mom, which leads me to believe, therefore, that you are sisters.

Jul 24, 2007, 6:01:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Haven't you been paying attention, Dick? Yes, we're sisters.

Sibling rivalry is vicious at times.

Jul 24, 2007, 6:03:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

You should have been a detective. :)

Jul 24, 2007, 6:03:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

When did you reveal you were sisters???? How come nobody told me??

Jul 24, 2007, 6:08:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Wow. This comes as quite a shock.

Jul 24, 2007, 6:09:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Okay, okay, wait a minute.

Are you being naive, or trying to drive me crazy again. Please specify:

1. Naive/asking an innocent question.
2. Crazy, trying to drive Zed crazy too.

Choose ONE. I'm voting for #2. What about you?

Jul 24, 2007, 6:14:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

BWhhahahahaha

Jul 24, 2007, 6:24:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

hahhaaahaha!

Jul 24, 2007, 6:25:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Sorry, you lost me...
Now, if you really ARE sisters, I really had no idea. And if you're just goofing on me, God will find out and strike your blog with a lightningbolt.

Jul 24, 2007, 7:49:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

He'll do that for me. We're that close.

Jul 24, 2007, 7:50:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

Cool!!
Sibling Rivalry AND a cat fight!!

I'm bringing popcorn, iced tea, and a reclining lawn chair for this one!

Jul 24, 2007, 7:56:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

OH, ZED!

**slamming front door of Zed's apartment**


WHERE ARE YOU, ZED??????

Jul 24, 2007, 9:17:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Wow, Zed! He looks a lot more manly than Peter.

Jul 24, 2007, 10:03:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Dick
they're internet sisters
just like you're my cousin and
Chris is my long lost brother

you dig?

Jul 24, 2007, 10:08:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

my crazy cousin..
that the family doesn't talk to anymore

Jul 24, 2007, 10:09:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Sorry I had to buy a Skaagen watch for myself tonight; well, if you really want the truth, Brian bought it for me. He just pushed his way in front of me to get to the cash register. He THAT kind of guy. He LOVES me.

So we're, er, I'm back now, and see that you Dick are still confused about Teri and I being sisters. I'm Teri's sister "by Internet." :)

Sometimes we fight though. **THROWING DOCTOR MOM'S POPCORN AT TERI**

Jen, I just don't think he's getting this family relationships-blog thing. Nope, not getting it at all.

Jul 24, 2007, 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Oh, and Teri, that picture in the post below this one, where a guy is carrying a woman on his back.

THAT'S BRIAN.

Jul 24, 2007, 10:40:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Lynda, he is FAR more manly than Peter. FAR FAR FAR more manly.

Jul 24, 2007, 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

A sister blog-slap! This is gonna be fun ...

Jul 24, 2007, 11:02:00 PM  
Blogger mixednut said...

Oh shit.
*popping own popcorn*

Jul 24, 2007, 11:40:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

MixedNut, I'm selling popcorn bags, small-large-medium, for only $2.00-$4.00-$6.00 respectively. Save yourself the work.

Jul 24, 2007, 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter said...

OH, ZED!! I must go weep in my Snickers salad now.

Jul 25, 2007, 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Peter said...

I wonder if Teri is available to comfort me.

Jul 25, 2007, 12:40:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Drop in a hole Peter.

Jul 25, 2007, 1:23:00 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Just your cousin, Jen? Is THAT all I mean to you??!!?????!! I want new DNA results.

Jul 25, 2007, 5:23:00 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I'll send our blood
samples to the lab again

Jul 25, 2007, 7:40:00 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

hahahaa. Okay.

Jul 25, 2007, 7:54:00 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

You'll never get him, sis.

*throwing pots and pans at Zed's head*

Not in this lifetime will he be yours.

Jul 25, 2007, 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Ouch! Hey, that was my head!

Give it up Teri. He loves me. I can't help that I'm that lovable. Not my fault.

Wait until you see what I bought him. Coming up soon ...

Jul 25, 2007, 3:46:00 PM  
Blogger Doctor Momâ„¢ said...

I got stoned and made out with my sister's boyfriend once.

Didn't go over well

She found a butcher knife

Jul 25, 2007, 6:34:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I'm hoping the fighting will resume soon. I've been really enjoying it.

Jul 25, 2007, 6:56:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Doctor Mom, Glad you're still alive. On another note, you got high? Man, that's shocking news. Honest.

Dick, I've got stuff that'll make Teri blood boil. I've just been holding back and waiting for the right moment to spring it on her. Maybe I'll post it later or tomorrow; right now I'm busy having dinner with Brian.

Jul 25, 2007, 8:40:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

hey sis, have you seen your kitties lately?



When I get Brian back, you'll get the cats.

Jul 25, 2007, 9:42:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Frankie! Johnny! Where are my babies?

Oh, I'll miss them, that's for sure, but cats are a dime a dozen.

Brian's mine for now, until I tire of him. In the meantime, we had a great time today playing "makeover." You'll see. Give me a minute you witch.

Jul 25, 2007, 9:58:00 PM  

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