Look Who Loves Me Now ...
Teri's friend Brian brought me flowers this afternoon and we spent the day lolling in the sun.
You might want to stop at Dick Small's blog below to see what all the fuss is about:
http://dicksmallsblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/men-are-pigs-i-give-up.html
You might want to stop at Dick Small's blog below to see what all the fuss is about:
http://dicksmallsblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/men-are-pigs-i-give-up.html
posted by Zed on Monday, July 23, 2007
40 Comments:
oh, you bitch!
how could you?
**weeping uncontrollably**
I was afraid this would happen..
But it's fun watching it.
He's so cute--I couldn't resist. Especially since you stabbed me in the back by dating my recent ex, Peter.
Mom would not be happy with your conduct Teri.
Don't worry. I'll discard him soon enough.
**cruel laughter**
Wait, are you 2 sisters?
Because, frankly, only sisters can be this rotten to each other...
Also the "mom would not be happy" comment. Which leads me to believe you have the same mom, which leads me to believe, therefore, that you are sisters.
Haven't you been paying attention, Dick? Yes, we're sisters.
Sibling rivalry is vicious at times.
You should have been a detective. :)
When did you reveal you were sisters???? How come nobody told me??
Wow. This comes as quite a shock.
Okay, okay, wait a minute.
Are you being naive, or trying to drive me crazy again. Please specify:
1. Naive/asking an innocent question.
2. Crazy, trying to drive Zed crazy too.
Choose ONE. I'm voting for #2. What about you?
BWhhahahahaha
hahhaaahaha!
Sorry, you lost me...
Now, if you really ARE sisters, I really had no idea. And if you're just goofing on me, God will find out and strike your blog with a lightningbolt.
He'll do that for me. We're that close.
Cool!!
Sibling Rivalry AND a cat fight!!
I'm bringing popcorn, iced tea, and a reclining lawn chair for this one!
OH, ZED!
**slamming front door of Zed's apartment**
WHERE ARE YOU, ZED??????
Wow, Zed! He looks a lot more manly than Peter.
Dick
they're internet sisters
just like you're my cousin and
Chris is my long lost brother
you dig?
my crazy cousin..
that the family doesn't talk to anymore
Sorry I had to buy a Skaagen watch for myself tonight; well, if you really want the truth, Brian bought it for me. He just pushed his way in front of me to get to the cash register. He THAT kind of guy. He LOVES me.
So we're, er, I'm back now, and see that you Dick are still confused about Teri and I being sisters. I'm Teri's sister "by Internet." :)
Sometimes we fight though. **THROWING DOCTOR MOM'S POPCORN AT TERI**
Jen, I just don't think he's getting this family relationships-blog thing. Nope, not getting it at all.
Oh, and Teri, that picture in the post below this one, where a guy is carrying a woman on his back.
THAT'S BRIAN.
Lynda, he is FAR more manly than Peter. FAR FAR FAR more manly.
A sister blog-slap! This is gonna be fun ...
Oh shit.
*popping own popcorn*
MixedNut, I'm selling popcorn bags, small-large-medium, for only $2.00-$4.00-$6.00 respectively. Save yourself the work.
OH, ZED!! I must go weep in my Snickers salad now.
I wonder if Teri is available to comfort me.
Drop in a hole Peter.
Just your cousin, Jen? Is THAT all I mean to you??!!?????!! I want new DNA results.
I'll send our blood
samples to the lab again
hahahaa. Okay.
You'll never get him, sis.
*throwing pots and pans at Zed's head*
Not in this lifetime will he be yours.
Ouch! Hey, that was my head!
Give it up Teri. He loves me. I can't help that I'm that lovable. Not my fault.
Wait until you see what I bought him. Coming up soon ...
I got stoned and made out with my sister's boyfriend once.
Didn't go over well
She found a butcher knife
I'm hoping the fighting will resume soon. I've been really enjoying it.
Doctor Mom, Glad you're still alive. On another note, you got high? Man, that's shocking news. Honest.
Dick, I've got stuff that'll make Teri blood boil. I've just been holding back and waiting for the right moment to spring it on her. Maybe I'll post it later or tomorrow; right now I'm busy having dinner with Brian.
hey sis, have you seen your kitties lately?
When I get Brian back, you'll get the cats.
Frankie! Johnny! Where are my babies?
Oh, I'll miss them, that's for sure, but cats are a dime a dozen.
Brian's mine for now, until I tire of him. In the meantime, we had a great time today playing "makeover." You'll see. Give me a minute you witch.
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