The Breakup
Peter and I are through. He admitted this morning, on Dick Small's blog, that he favors his ex-jail-cellmate Ron. :(
I've been so blind!
It's okay. I'll be alright. Sniff. Waa.
Dick, you're still sending that check for $25,000, right?
P.S. Click HERE to read Peter's remarks ... the creep.
posted by Zed on Saturday, July 21, 2007
18 Comments:
Um, maybe I'm missing something, but where does it say that on my blog???
Man, I have to explain everything.
In the comments to Friday's comic strip, Peter makes a comment in which he states that he prefers Ron's company to mine.
As far as I'm concerned we're through. Besides, he keeps wearing green and looks awful in it. So does this mean you won't be sending the $25,000?
Friday's strip? I posted a strip on Friday???
Would it have been THIS friday, or LAST friday? Well, since today's Saturday, yesterday's post would be LAST friday. And 6 days from now would be THIS friday. You really mustn't be so vague, Zed.
Look at the first page of my post. I have added a "click HERE."
Click on the word "HERE" and you'll see it refers to yesterday's strip on your blog. Go ahead, click. See? It takes you there. Then go to the comments.
If you don't stop bugging me, I'm calling Jake and telling him you're picking on me. You'll see. And then I'm sending Peter over to fly all over your property. :)
And not only will he FLY all over your property, he'll do vile things to it. :)
Click where?
hhhhhaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY, DICK SMALL!
I have to leave--I'm late to meet friends for shopping. But I'm sending a hug your way you crazy man. :)
See you later!
Personally, I always thought you were too good for him. And wasn't Dick's campaign nickname "Honest Dick".
Thanks, Lynda. I knew I could count on you for support.
Yes, it was indeed Honest Dick. How odd.
Does this mean I don't get my toothbrush back? Well, that's ok. It kind of tasted like you used it to toilet.
It's not like that's never happened before.
This is so sad! I thought you guys were gonna make it!
WAHHHHH
Peter, you mean you think I dipped it in the toilet? Why, why yes, I did. And then put it back in the holder for you to use. I also once used it to clean the shower stall and another time I took out carpet stains by scrubbing the rug with. That a problem?
I'm sorry Mel. He may look sweet and innocent on the outside but inside lurks a devilish fiend and ogre.
I want you two kids
to get back together...
You would've had beautiful children.
I know Jen, it's a heartbreak. Maybe if I try really really really hard I can make him change.
Thanks Chris. For a few moments there, our love was like none other. Ever. In the entire history of earth.
The used water, right?
Good thing I have been using your toothbrush!
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