Saturday, July 21, 2007

The Breakup



Peter and I are through. He admitted this morning, on Dick Small's blog, that he favors his ex-jail-cellmate Ron. :(

I've been so blind!

It's okay. I'll be alright. Sniff. Waa.

Dick, you're still sending that check for $25,000, right?

P.S. Click HERE to read Peter's remarks ... the creep.

19 Comments:

Blogger Dick Small said...

Um, maybe I'm missing something, but where does it say that on my blog???

Jul 21, 2007, 1:14:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Man, I have to explain everything.

In the comments to Friday's comic strip, Peter makes a comment in which he states that he prefers Ron's company to mine.

As far as I'm concerned we're through. Besides, he keeps wearing green and looks awful in it. So does this mean you won't be sending the $25,000?

Jul 21, 2007, 1:18:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Friday's strip? I posted a strip on Friday???

Jul 21, 2007, 1:26:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Would it have been THIS friday, or LAST friday? Well, since today's Saturday, yesterday's post would be LAST friday. And 6 days from now would be THIS friday. You really mustn't be so vague, Zed.

Jul 21, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Look at the first page of my post. I have added a "click HERE."

Click on the word "HERE" and you'll see it refers to yesterday's strip on your blog. Go ahead, click. See? It takes you there. Then go to the comments.

If you don't stop bugging me, I'm calling Jake and telling him you're picking on me. You'll see. And then I'm sending Peter over to fly all over your property. :)

Jul 21, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

And not only will he FLY all over your property, he'll do vile things to it. :)

Jul 21, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Click where?

Jul 21, 2007, 1:49:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

hhhhhaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY, DICK SMALL!

I have to leave--I'm late to meet friends for shopping. But I'm sending a hug your way you crazy man. :)

See you later!

Jul 21, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

:o)

Jul 21, 2007, 4:01:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

Personally, I always thought you were too good for him. And wasn't Dick's campaign nickname "Honest Dick".

Jul 21, 2007, 7:34:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Thanks, Lynda. I knew I could count on you for support.

Yes, it was indeed Honest Dick. How odd.

Jul 22, 2007, 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Peter said...

Does this mean I don't get my toothbrush back? Well, that's ok. It kind of tasted like you used it to toilet.

It's not like that's never happened before.

Jul 22, 2007, 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

This is so sad! I thought you guys were gonna make it!

WAHHHHH

Jul 22, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Peter, you mean you think I dipped it in the toilet? Why, why yes, I did. And then put it back in the holder for you to use. I also once used it to clean the shower stall and another time I took out carpet stains by scrubbing the rug with. That a problem?

I'm sorry Mel. He may look sweet and innocent on the outside but inside lurks a devilish fiend and ogre.

Jul 22, 2007, 4:34:00 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I want you two kids
to get back together...

Jul 22, 2007, 7:40:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

You would've had beautiful children.

Jul 23, 2007, 10:44:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

I know Jen, it's a heartbreak. Maybe if I try really really really hard I can make him change.

Thanks Chris. For a few moments there, our love was like none other. Ever. In the entire history of earth.

Jul 23, 2007, 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Peter said...

The used water, right?

Good thing I have been using your toothbrush!

Jul 23, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  
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