Saturday, July 14, 2007

The Excruciating Romantic Weekend Getaway

Longtime Married Couple Subjected To
Excruciating "Romantic Weekend Getaway" (an article at

Bwaaahhahahha! Please, please, go read this. Do not hesitate or debate about it. Just read it and don't forget to come back and thank me for brightening your day. :)

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Blogger Lynda said...

Ah, The Onion strikes again. =)

Jul 14, 2007, 7:33:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

hahahha!!! I am traumatized just reading about their trauma!

I read, I dont always make it around to everyones blogs on weekdays, I am usually in so much pain from sitting all day, its hard to sit at night to visit everyone. I am in bed early with my feet and legs up. But on the weekends I make to everyone's blog.

Jul 14, 2007, 8:11:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I wish the soap method worked magic for you, Mel.

Believe me, I do understand about your pain. But when you said that you didn't know why there were fewer comments, I thought that might be the reason, that you were visiting bloggers less. Just a thought. I'll still be stopping by no matter what.

Jul 14, 2007, 9:21:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

"The chocolates were good," she said.

Jul 14, 2007, 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

I'd rather be eating pizza!

Jul 15, 2007, 9:12:00 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

I can't blame them, really!

Jul 15, 2007, 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Funny stuff. Not as funny as the crazy man dancing at Best Buy!

Jul 15, 2007, 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger tmollie said...

Hahahaha, that poor couple. It seems the kids would know their parents better.
I bet they never do anything for the parents again.

I am the type of person I would have just made the best of it.
I wouldn't have wanted my kids to feel bad.

Jul 15, 2007, 11:56:00 AM  
Blogger Tanya Espanya said...

Yes, that weekend sounds about right for a married couple. Sounds like me and Rowbear... ;)

Jul 15, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  
Blogger chelene said...

The Onion never fails to kill me. Years ago they had a story about the band Phish collapsing on stage due to their fans' b.o. The first time I read it I laughed so hard that I cried.

Jul 15, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  
Blogger Zhu said...

How can I accuse M. Zhu to be unromantic again after reading that ???

Really, they should have tried some of the stuffs in the gift basket. Some people don't know what they're missing.

Jul 15, 2007, 9:15:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Sans, at least she liked SOMETHING.

Dale, please forgive me for that last post on your blog regarding Kraft Pizza. You're Canadian. I always forget to take that into account. :)

Teri, I can't really either. My sister went to a place like that on her honeymoon and she said it was the tackiest place ever!

GKL, I love the dancing guy as well. My favorite!

tmollie, those children obviously don't "get" their parents at all.

Tanya, keep away from Fantasyland! Stay home and have some Kraft Pizza. :)

Chelene, I'd love to find that story. I'm off to do research!

Zhu, you know, I think they'd criticize ANYTHING they were given. I mean, look at those faces! :)

Jul 15, 2007, 9:22:00 PM  
Blogger Superwoman said...

HAAAAA HAAAA Haaaa Haaaa!!!!! The romance is dead and there is no CPR good enough for it! That story reminds me of how my Mom would be if her kids tried to do something like that. She would be too embarrased we could think of something like that.

Jul 16, 2007, 1:23:00 AM  
Blogger Dale said...

Dear Zed,

It'll be a long walk back until you're in my blog arms again.

Just sayin'.

Dale from Canadaland

Jul 16, 2007, 8:16:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Laugh out loud funny! Thanks, Zedster!

Jul 16, 2007, 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

Thank you, Zed!

Jul 16, 2007, 9:29:00 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

You can't beat
The Onion...


Jul 16, 2007, 9:40:00 AM  
Blogger Zed said...

Superwoman, My parents were polar opposites to this couple. They'd have loved this place Fantasyland, and might have built one of their own.

Dale, I'll miss you while you're gone. Hurry back! Bring a real pizza with you! I said "real."

Chris, I knew you'd love it! And the name "Zedster"? That's what I call myself in my head. The Zedster. Stop reading my mind. :)

Beth, You're welcome. Thanks again for the great weekend music.

Jen, they're the best!

Jul 16, 2007, 10:28:00 AM  
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