The Excruciating Romantic Weekend Getaway
Longtime Married Couple Subjected To Excruciating "Romantic Weekend Getaway" (an article at theonion.com)
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posted by Zed on Saturday, July 14, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Longtime Married Couple Subjected To Excruciating "Romantic Weekend Getaway" (an article at theonion.com)
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20 Comments:
Ah, The Onion strikes again. =)
hahahha!!! I am traumatized just reading about their trauma!
I read, I dont always make it around to everyones blogs on weekdays, I am usually in so much pain from sitting all day, its hard to sit at night to visit everyone. I am in bed early with my feet and legs up. But on the weekends I make to everyone's blog.
I wish the soap method worked magic for you, Mel.
Believe me, I do understand about your pain. But when you said that you didn't know why there were fewer comments, I thought that might be the reason, that you were visiting bloggers less. Just a thought. I'll still be stopping by no matter what.
"The chocolates were good," she said.
I'd rather be eating pizza!
I can't blame them, really!
Funny stuff. Not as funny as the crazy man dancing at Best Buy!
Hahahaha, that poor couple. It seems the kids would know their parents better.
I bet they never do anything for the parents again.
I am the type of person I would have just made the best of it.
I wouldn't have wanted my kids to feel bad.
Yes, that weekend sounds about right for a married couple. Sounds like me and Rowbear... ;)
The Onion never fails to kill me. Years ago they had a story about the band Phish collapsing on stage due to their fans' b.o. The first time I read it I laughed so hard that I cried.
How can I accuse M. Zhu to be unromantic again after reading that ???
Really, they should have tried some of the stuffs in the gift basket. Some people don't know what they're missing.
Sans, at least she liked SOMETHING.
Dale, please forgive me for that last post on your blog regarding Kraft Pizza. You're Canadian. I always forget to take that into account. :)
Teri, I can't really either. My sister went to a place like that on her honeymoon and she said it was the tackiest place ever!
GKL, I love the dancing guy as well. My favorite!
tmollie, those children obviously don't "get" their parents at all.
Tanya, keep away from Fantasyland! Stay home and have some Kraft Pizza. :)
Chelene, I'd love to find that story. I'm off to do research!
Zhu, you know, I think they'd criticize ANYTHING they were given. I mean, look at those faces! :)
HAAAAA HAAAA Haaaa Haaaa!!!!! The romance is dead and there is no CPR good enough for it! That story reminds me of how my Mom would be if her kids tried to do something like that. She would be too embarrased we could think of something like that.
Dear Zed,
It'll be a long walk back until you're in my blog arms again.
Just sayin'.
Dale from Canadaland
Laugh out loud funny! Thanks, Zedster!
Thank you, Zed!
You can't beat
The Onion...
=)
Superwoman, My parents were polar opposites to this couple. They'd have loved this place Fantasyland, and might have built one of their own.
Dale, I'll miss you while you're gone. Hurry back! Bring a real pizza with you! I said "real."
Chris, I knew you'd love it! And the name "Zedster"? That's what I call myself in my head. The Zedster. Stop reading my mind. :)
Beth, You're welcome. Thanks again for the great weekend music.
Jen, they're the best!
dqawZI Nice Article.
Please write anything else!
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