Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Club of the Pathetics Emblem

Sans Pantaloons has done a graphic for my new Club of the Pathetics:

How to become a member:
All are welcome to join. We have only one membership rule: You must be pathetic on a continuing basis. And you are. You KNOW YOU ARE! OF COURSE YOU ARE--I can see it! haha!

... Thanks Sans! I'm sending several super-pathetic hugs your way!


Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

And just to prove how pathetic I am, I have taken two watches from my extensive collection, and I'm wearing one on each wrist.
I keep my digital watch collection on the shelf immediately above my spores and molds collection. Immediately above those are my minerals and geodes...

Oct 24, 2006, 8:06:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Now THAT's pathetic, Sans!
When I moved to Europe my mother secretly gave away my minerals and geodes collection. I was crushed beyond words.
The two watches ALONE qualify you for the super-pathetic club, and of course the fact that you LIKED the hugs video.

Oct 24, 2006, 8:11:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

i'm quite pathetic myself zed. i parked my car at the supermarket today and when i came outside again, i couldn't remember where i had parked it. i proceeded to wander around the lot trying to find my car and it took ten minutes until i located it. i was highly pathetic. i'm joining the club. i think i more than qualify.

Oct 24, 2006, 8:14:00 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I am so pathetic, I can't bare to put it in words.

Oct 24, 2006, 8:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Marzi said...

I am in no way a part-time pathetic. I try to be as pathetic as possible daily and I think I'm doing a good job of it.

1. I loved Old Yeller and Bambi.
2. I still have my almost perfect Barbie Doll condition.
3. I use Pine Tree scent in my car.
4. I still have a minerals and semi-precious stone collection.
5. I used to collect stamps from around the world.

I belong in this club. Please let me in.

Oct 24, 2006, 8:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Marzi said...

#2 condition = collection

Do you SEE how pathetic I am?

Oct 24, 2006, 8:32:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Jane, the lost-car-in-the-parking-lot move is rather pathetic. I know, because I've done it myself. You're in.

Lynda, you're so pathetic you didn't even supply a list of pathetic things you've done. You're in.

Marzi, I used to collect stamps also--until my mother gave away my stamp collection while I was living in Europe. It actually became UNSAFE to move away because she used to throw all my cool stuff away! Love your list. You're in.

Oct 24, 2006, 8:35:00 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

woo hoo, finally a club that I can belong to and feel myself.

I do lose my car sometimes too and it's red, how can you miss RED, people???

I'm not much of a collector of things but believe me, I'm pathetic. Maybe there's some kind of quiz we can take to prove it?

Oct 24, 2006, 10:30:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

You sometimes lose your red car??

Case closed. You're in.

Oct 24, 2006, 10:41:00 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

I'm looking for a quiz; will let you know if I find one. That's how pathetic I am.

Oct 24, 2006, 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous jane said...

my husband wants to be added to the club. he said to tell you he cried the last time he saw bambi and sobbed at the killing of the deer in the yearling.

Oct 25, 2006, 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

My husband races remote control cars with other adults, they are all pathetic! and I am pathetic for marrying him :)

I lose my car all the time BUT the topper is I park in handicapped spots and STILL lose my electric blue neon!
I dunno I think I may be pathetic royalty

Oct 25, 2006, 8:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Mel, you just may qualify for Pathetic Vice President.

Oct 25, 2006, 9:47:00 AM  

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