He SHOULD BE Depressed
He does look a bit under the weather, I have to admit ...
I'd offer to help this guy, but honestly, with sideburns so long and fluffy; a combover; an overgrown and overly full mustache; and an ugly, bulky, shoulder-padded dark-gray wrinkled overcoat, he should be depressed. Get this man a stylist! Stat!
posted by Zed on Thursday, March 31, 2011
13 Comments:
That one sideburn looks like it's a ponytail. I think I'm depressed. I look just like this guy!
If you look just like this guy, I suggest you (1) stop doing the combover immediately, (2) trim the mustache, and (3) buy yourself a more stylish overcoat or jacket. You'll be beating back admirers. OR (4) You should do yourself in. Your choice.
(But don't do yourself in, Dale!!)
He's got my moustache. But I don't have a comb-over, though..
I have a double combover with twin Barrette sideburns tied with a bow up top, just like Lady Gaga, only without the moustache.
Lady Gaga that is. I have a moustache that is home to a family of mice.
I luvs my mice...
Joe--uh-huh. You have the mustache but not the combover. But do you have the ugly overcoat. That's the deciding factor.
Sans, how cute, mice in your mustache.
And when the mice procreate, do the baby mice get born in your mustache or get moved to the baby nursery--your sideburns?
I was born this way, sideburn ponytails and I. So was Sans.
Do you have mice growing in your sideburns too?
Sans mice are in his moustache though ... only the babies live in his sideburns.
Any rats in there? I heard there were rats.
Sorry Zed, you'll have to speak up. My ears have been gnawed off by rats.
Rats.
Send me a pic. I love to see stuff like that
Sans--I SAID, DO YOU HAVE RATS???!!! I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME ... Can you hear me NOW?
If you tell me there are tarantulas in your moustache, I'm going to freak out. What about frogs? Do you have frogs in your moustache?
joe--I'm waiting for the photos as well. Might be a long time comin'. At least I hope so.
If Sans sends me a pic, and not you, I'll sell you a copy for 15 bucks.
Fine. And if Sans sends ME a pic and not you, I'll sell it to you for twenty-five bucks. Or two pics for forty.
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